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CONGRATS TO CIGARSHOP WHO IS SMOKIN LATELY!
EVERY PUN INTENDED!

VENUE CHOICE ==> HAWTHORNE

POST TIME ======> 1:45 CENTRAL

SCOREKEEPER ==> RUFFIAN
GOING FOR THE CAT HOUSE REPEAT!

KEEPING IN OUR TRADITION = THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM OF HALLOWEEN WEEK
IS ALWAYS A SPECIAL ADDED BOTS WEEK!

SO COME ON COLTS + FILLIES

LEAVE THAT GATE WITH A ROAR OR A WOOF
TO WIN FOR YOUR GENDER

RULES POSTED ON A SEPARATE THREAD
IF EVER IN DOUBT, READ + FIND OUT
RESPONSIBILITY IS ON YOU
TO BE SURE U DON'T DQ!

HILARIOUS - HYSTERICAL + HORRENDOUS @ HAWTHORNE

ONLY ONE KITTEN TO MEWS UPON
WHICH LEAVES ME WITH NAMES + SIRES
MY 'DISORDERLY CONDUCT' MAY RESULT
IN MY BEING LAST AT THE WIRE

R1 >> 3 6 1 7 5
DIVIDED HUMOR

LAKOTA DREAM CATCHER
GABIO


R2 >> 5 1 3 7 4
RUNAWAY HAYQ

COURT STAR
AFFIRMED ONCE MORE


R3 >> 3 2 6 1 5
M G BABY

DON'T BE TELLIN ME
MODESTA


R4 >> 9 4 3 7 2
GOTHIC PRINCESS

HUNTER'S AIM
PRINCESS T PARTY


R5 >> 4 7 3 6 2
CAMAGIN
(Any Relation To A Curmudgeon? )

CIARA FOR THREE
MISS DARLA


R6 >> 9 1 5 10 11
KIT KAT MAN =^,,^=

FREEDOM PEACE LOVE
SLAMMER B DANCING


R7 >> 9 7 8 6 1
SANCERRE
(by: He's A Tough Cat) =^,,^=

RIVER SHIRE (LOTR)
SNEAKY BLOWOUT


R8 >> 2 7 11 1 10
NOLAN GRANT'S KITTEN =^,,^=

KEEP EM LAUGHING
SILENT CONFORMATION
(Sunday Silence Grandson)


R9 >> 6 1 8 10 3
DISORDERLY CONDUCT

PARCHMENT
BETTER BY THE MINUTE

PIX BY CIGARSHOP (DC) PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 04:51:48 PM »

It's either feast or famine with me.. I'm trying to get that Three Peat before year end..Here we go..
Oh yeah let's go COLTS... Fillies grab us a beer, light our stogies, massage our feet...

1st: 2-3-4-5
2nd: 7-5-3-6
3rd: 3-1-2-5
4th: 2-5-7-9
5th: 3-4-6
6th: 2-5-11-10
7th: 2B-2-6-1
8th: 1-5-7-10
9th: 4-8-3-1

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT SITE

« Reply on: Today at 07:44:14 PM »

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 4, 7, 3
2 -- 3, 7, 5
3 -- 1, 7, 3
4 -- 5, 9, 7
5 -- 3, 5, 6
6 -- 5, 4, 8
7 -- 6, 1, 9
8 -- 1, 5, 8
9 -- 3, 6, 8

DUSTY PIX PER ALT SITE



1. 6/2/5
2. 7/3/4
3. 7/2/1,1a
4. 5/7/8
5. 3/5/1
6. 8/11/2
7. 5/1,1a/6
8. 4/6/7
9. 6/7/8

Good LUCK ALL!

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 07:10:27 AM »

RACE 1: #4 Jennifer, 3, 7
RACE 2: #6 Devil Got Jack, 7, 4
RACE 3: #1/1a Afleet Abaco/Runaway Abaco,7, 5
RACE 4: # 1 Kisses from Ocala, 9, 5
RACE 5: #5 Codys Cupcake, 6, 4
RACE 6: #13 Twisted Thoughts (AE), 8, 11, 2
RACE 7: #6 Radiant Day, 2, 8
RACE 8: #1 Mec Dancer, 10, 2
RACE 9: #6 Disorderly Conduct, 8, 3

Good luck to all!

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER ALT SITE


Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 10/29 ==> HAWTHORNE
« Reply on: Today at 09:48:14 AM »


Picks good enough to kick Ruffian out of her plush Cat House
and get me back to the Scotch + "Entertainment"


R1) 6/7/4/1/3
LakotaDreamCatcher / Bonita / Jennifer

R2) 1/7/3/5/6
Court Star / Show Em / Affirmed

R3) 6/5/3/1/2
Modesta / Eileen / MG Baby

R4) 4/2/1/5/9
Hunters / Smuggled / Kisses

R5) 8/2/1/6/4
Read to Me / Misty / Luck

R6) 1/4/11/10/2
Freedom / Soldier / Regimented

R7) 2/2b /8/6/1/9
#2 Entry / Sneaky / Radiant

R8) 5/8/9/10/1
Lay that Pistol Down / Squall / Fort

R9) 7/8/6/3/1
Soldier / Better by the minute / Disorderly


Luck to all
A lot of luck to the Fillies who really need it to win

Anchovys on Ritz for Catzilla Scorekeeper

JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 11:42:47 AM »

Race:1 #4 Jennifer j (1-2-3)
Race:2 #6 Devil Got Jack (7-3-5)
Race:3 #6 Modesta (2-3-8)
Race:4 #2 Smuggled Jewell (1-7-9)
Race:5 #3 Miss Darla (5-6-7)
Race:6 #9 Kit Kat Man (2-5-8)
Race:7 #6 Radiant Day (8-4-3)
Race:8 #7 Keep Em Laughing ((8-5-2)
Race:9 #1 Parchment (3-5-7)

Gooo Colts !!

GOOD AFTERNOON RACING FANS

THIS IS THE TWISTED WITTY KITTY REPORTING LIVE FROM THE
ULTRA PLUSH CAT HOUSE MANSION TO GIVE YOU THE LATEST
BOTS COLT VS FILLY SHOWDOWN AT THE HAWTHORNE TRACK

TODAY WAS A SPECIAL SPOOKY BOTS EVENT
MAYBE IT WAS JUST 'THAT TIME OF THE MOON' BUT TODAY
BELONGED TO THE FILLIES FROM GATE TO WIRE

ON THE DOWN SIDE WE DID HAVE SEVERAL LATE SCRATCHES
DUE TO VARIOUS REASONS

FROM THE GATE IT WAS CATALINA + DUSTY LEADING THE WAY

JOHN HENRY STRONG FROM THE START TRACKED BOTH FILLIES
THE WHOLE RACE

============ OUT OF THE TURN =============

CATALINA + DUSTY WAY AHEAD OF THE FIELD

JOHN HENRY + BLUNNY AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK

RUFFIAN IS NEXT

CRIMINAL TYPE + CIGARSHOP JUST STROLLING ALONG WAY FAR AT THE BACK

============= THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ==========

IT CONTINUES TO BE A 2 FILLY RACE
CATALINA + DUSTY ~ NECK + NECK -- STRIDE FOR STRIDE

WHEN SUDDENLY CRIMINAL TYPE WOKE UP FROM HIS
SLUMBER FEST RUNNING AS IF HE WERE IN A GETAWAY FROM
A HIGHWAY ROBBERY UP THE TRACK --- JOINING UP WITH JOHN HENRY

NOW THE 2 COLTS ARE ENGAGED IN THEIR OWN BATTLE FOR PURSE MONEY
BUT AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY DUO

===========AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ============

CATALINA + DUSTY WITH JUST A WHISKER SEPARATING THEM

CATALINA HAVING EVERYTHING GO HER WAY FROM THE GATE
DUSTY KEEPING RIGHT UP WITH HER

WHEN SUDDENLY DUSTY FOUND ANOTHER GEAR PUTTING
HER PRETTY NOSE IN FRONT JUST AS THE WIRE LOOMS AHEAD

AND AT THE WIRE DUSTY WINS BY A HALF LENGTH

BOTH FILLIES RAN AN AMAZING RACE
DUSTY ONLY MISSING 1 OUT OF 9 IN THE MONEY
CATALINA MISSING JUST 2 OF 9

AND SO THE BOTS DAY BRINGS JOY TO THE CAT HOUSE WHERE
THE FILLIES WILL CELEBRATE WITH CHAMPAGNE, CATNIP + CHIPPENDALE
DANCERS AS RUFFIAN TURNS HER CALCULATOR OVER TO A COLT

OFFICIAL RESULTS
REPORT ERRORS TO THE CAT IN CHARGE

DUSTY = $89.40

CATALINA = $80.40

JOHN HENRY = $44.40

CRIMINAL TYPE = $42.80
(Sneaking in to Steal The Precious)

RUFFIAN = $36

BLUNNY = $23.60

CIGARSHOP = $12.60
BACK WHERE HE LOVES TO BE IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE

WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME