SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS ~ 10/11/14 @ WOODBINE

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RUFFIAN
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Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:24 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRRR SATURDAY @ WOODBINE

OUR FEATURE RACE TODAY IS THE 'MEMORIES ARE FOREVER' STAKES

PRESENTED BY: NO MORE TEARS CAT SHAMPOO
YOUR CAT MAY CRY BECAUSE IT'S BATH TIME
BUT NOT FROM THIS TEAR-FREE SHAMPOO!

TODAY'S RACE WILL BE RUN AT 1 1/16 M

WE HAVE HAD A FEW SCRATCHES DUE TO VARIOUS REASONS
WHICH HAS LEFT US WITH A TALENTED FIELD OF 9

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK SO NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD

PP #1 >>> RUFFIAN ================== 9/2

PP #2 >>> CRIMINAL TYPE ============== 25/1
_________ 2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >>> CIGARSHOP ======= ========= 7/2

PP #4 >>> DUSTY ========= ========== 12/1
_________ 2010 HOTY

PP #5 >>> BLUNNY ======= ==== ======= 4/1

PP #6 >>> GOTADUN-QH ===== ===== ==== 20/1

PP #7 >>> JOHN HENRY ========= ====== 15/1

PP #8 >>> CATALINA {DC} ======== ===== 5/2

PP #9 >>> REAL QUIET ======== = ====== 20/1

EVERYONE IS LOADED INTO THE GATE EXCEPT CIGARSHOP
WHO SEEMS VERY UPSET OVER SOMETHING AND IS
BEING A VERY BAD ACTOR

THE BLINDFOLD IS ON AND NOW HE HAS AGREED TO GO IN

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER

=============== TEARY KITTEN =================

THANK YOU .....

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'MEMORIES ARE FOREVER' STAKES


OUT WITH A SHORT LEAD IS DEFENDING CHAMPION, CATALINA

JUST OFF OF HER TAIL WE HAVE 5 ACROSS THE TRACK OF

CIGARSHOP ---- DUSTY ---- BLUNNY ---- JOHN HENRY + GOTADUN

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO THE EARLY TRAILERS

REAL QUIET -------- RUFFIAN ---------- CRIMINAL TYPE

========== OUT OF THE TURN THEY GO ==========

AS THE SPEED HAS PICKED UP WE NOW HAVE A QUARTET
ACROSS THE TRACK IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD

CATALINA -------- RUFFIAN ---------- BLUNNY ------------ REAL QUIET

THESE FOUR HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF THE FIELD

IT'S ABOUT 15 LENGTHS BACK TO

CIGARSHOP -------- DUSTY ---------- GOTADUN ----------- JOHN HENRY

AND RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS CRIMINAL TYPE WHO IS
SHOWING NO INTEREST AT ALL IN RUNNING TODAY!


====== THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ======

AND SUDDENLY IT'S RUFFIAN WHO HAS TURNED HER INNER CHEETAH
LOOSE WITH A MIGHTY ROAR TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD

REAL QUIET IS PICKING UP HIS SPEED + IS JUST OFF OF HER TAIL

BLUNNY + CATALINA ARE NEXT ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BEHIND THAT DUO

IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP + GOTADUN

AND FAR BACK ARE DUSTY ------- JOHN HENRY --------- CRIMINAL TYPE


============ AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =============

RUFFIAN ---- REAL QUIET NECK AND NECK ON THE LEAD

AND NOW SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS UP ON THEIR FEET AS THE
FIELD IS STARTING TO BUNCH UP BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING DUO

IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A STAMPEDE AS CATALINA + GOTADUN
SHIFTED GEARS TO FIND MORE TO CLOSE THE GAP ON THE LEADERS

BLUNNY IS RIGHT THERE TUCKED IN BEHIND THOSE 2 FILLIES

------------------------- AND VERY FAR BACK ---------------------

DUSTY ---- CIGARSHOP ---- JOHN HENRY --- CRIMINAL TYPE

BUT ALL THE EXCITEMENT IS AT THE FRONT WHERE IT'S AN ALL OUT
BATTLE NOW WITH REAL QUIET ---- RUFFIAN + CATALINA

REAL QUIET COMING IN OFF A LONG LAY OFF

CATALINA ALL OUT TRYING TO REPEAT HER VICTORY OF LAST TIME

RUFFIAN WITH CLAWS DUG IN TO RUIN IT FOR BOTH OF THEM!

BUT NOW THE HEART OF A CHAMPION HAS RISEN TO MEET THE CHALLENGE
AND LEAVE THE COMPETITION IN THE DUST

REAL QUIET WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF SUPER SONIC SPEED HAS
COURAGEOUSLY FOUGHT OFF THE EFFORTS OF CATALINA + RUFFIAN
TO CLEARLY HIT THE WIRE FIRST

LEAVING NO DOUBT WHO RAN THE BEST TODAY!

PHOTO FINISH FOR PLACE / SHOW #1 / #8
HOLD ALL TICKETS

JOCKEY OBJECTION =>> #1 / #8

STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY
OBJECTION DISMISSED

OFFICIAL RESULTS NOW UP ON THE TOTE BOARD
(Report Errors To Ruffian)

REAL QUIET ============= === $80

CATALINA (DC) ========= ===== $61.30

RUFFIAN ========== ======== $60.50

GOTADUN-QH ====== ========= $46.70

========= ALSO RAN ===========

D U S T Y ========= ====$44.50
BLUNNY ====== === ==== $40.40
CIGARSHOP ======= ==== $34.70
JOHN HENRY =========== $32.30
CRIMINAL TYPE ==== ===== $7.20
(Back Where He Loves To Be In Ye Ole Dog House!)

REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Sun Oct 12, 2014 9:56 pm

PLAYERS .... ATTENTION PLEASE

DUE TO SOME PERSONAL ISSUES, OUR CHIEF RESIDENT GRAPHICS-MASTER
IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF COMMISSION - BUT HOPES TO RETURN SOON


IN THE MEANTIME U WILL HAVE TO SUFFER WITHOUT THE USUAL VISUAL
ENTERTAINMENT, AND BE CONTENT WITH MY VERBIAGE ALONE :twisted:

THIS TOO SHALL PASS
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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