MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 8/27 ~ *RESULTS* -- DEL MAR

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN TO ---> BLUNNY
ON ANOTHER IMPRESSIVE WIN


VENUE CHOICE: DEL MAR --{ 9 RACES }

POST TIME: 2pm ~ PACIFIC TIME

FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 81 // CHANCE OF RAIN = 0%

SCORE-KEEPER: ==> CRIMINAL TYPE


THE 'EQUAL OPPORTUNITY THIEF'
STEAL A WIN OR STEAL THE KEY TO THE DOG HOUSE
NO MR IN-BETWEEN!

[Criminal Type]

Picks From The Dog House
Beer / Babes / Cable = Why Leave?


R1) 2 / 7 / 5 / 6 / 3
Pirate / Wicked / Lust
(I see a movie of the week here)

R2) 4 / 6 / 7 / 3 / 1
No Sixes / Sahha / Silver

R3) 5 / 2 / 3 / 6 / 7
Best Efforts / Spirit / Doodetta

R4) 1 / 4 / 8 / 5 / 9
Warrior / Sister / Holiday

R5) 4 / 1 / 7 / 8 / 2
Gold / Kiss / Lady

R6) 3 / 6 / 2 / 8 / 9
UrGraceIsEnough / Illusion / Rosie

R7) 9 / 3 / 2 / 1 / 10
Sir Macho / Macho Sox / Buster

R8) 3 / 9 / 8 / 7 / 4
Thief / Lost / Summer

R9) 8 / 7 / 1 / 2 / 4
Stormpocalyse / Mucho / Daddys


Luck to all --
Jim Beam for me scoring
so if I drift off - results may not show up till Thursday

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER ALT

Tough card .. but here goes...

1. 4/1/5
2. 7/1/8
3. 1/5/6
4. 6/9/1
5. 1/6/2
6. 2/8/1
7. 7/9/10
8. 6/4/5
9. 4/6/9

Best of LUCK TO ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT



The text of the reply is shown below:
To my pal in the Dog House, crank up the music ...
Leave the back door open I'm bringing some extra "company" for us..

1st: 6-1-3
2nd: 7-3-1
3rd: 6-2-3
4th: 8-1-3
5th: 1-6-5
6th: 7-8-5
7th: 1-9-2
8th: 4-9-10
9th: 1-2-7

[RUFFIAN]

DANGEROUS + DETERMINED @ DEL MAR

I'M JUST A 'SINGING KITTY'
A 'PASSIONATE DIVA' FOR SURE!
GOT 'WISTFUL WOMAN' MOMENTS
BUT TODAY I'M HOPING TO ROAR!

MY 'STAR ACT' IS HIGHLY POLISHED
GOT A 'HIDDEN ZENSATION' WITHIN
IT'S 'ACUTE' + 'CLEVERLY TUNED'
BUT QUESTION IS CAN IT WIN?

R1 >> 1 5 7 3 6
WHEN I'M CALLING U
(Why Don't U Ever Pick Up?)

LUST FOR LIFE
WICKED CITY WOMAN


R2 >> 1 7 8 5 3
ACUTE

SILK IN SILVER
ASTUZIA


R3 >> 6 7 5 2 7
STAR ACT

TEMEEKU
BEST EFFORTS


R4 >> 9 5 1 8 10
CLEVERLY TUNED

IMPERIAL BADGER
MISTY WARRIOR


R5 >> 3 8 2 7 6
PASSIONATE DIVA

ZANBO
DIAMINDA


R6 >> 9 5 6 1 3
SHEZA PIRANHA

RACING FOR CHASEN
INSPIRED ILLUSION


R7 >> 7 8 12(AE) 9 6
HIDDEN ZENSATION

IN EXCESSIVENESS
STORM THE CHANNEL

R8 >> 1 5 6 8 9
SINGING KITTY =^,,^=

DO THE DANSE
GRAND YODELER


R9 >> 2 4 7 8 1
WISTFUL WOMAN

SATIN CINNAMON
MUCHO BLESSINGS

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

Here goes. Seems like this'll be either real good or real, real bad.

RACE 1: #2 Whodoo Pirate, 1, 6
RACE 2: #3 Cayanna, 4, 7
RACE 3: #7 Temeeku, 2, 3
RACE 4: #8 Holiday Maker, 1, 9
RACE 5: #8 Zanbo, 1, 5
RACE 6: #2 Rosie Brown, 8, 7
RACE 7: #6 Secret Command, 3, 10
RACE 8: #1 Singing Kitty, 6, 10
RACE 9: #10 Devil's Beauty, 7, 1

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER PIX PER ALT


~~~

**WOOOOO HOOOO
TIME FOR SOME FUN IN THE SUN...... AND SOME RACING TOO
AFTER THE TURF..... GONNA GO PLAY IN THE SURF!!


R-1: 1 - 2 - 4 - 5
R-2: 7 - 1 - 3 - 2
R-3: 2 - 3 - 7 - 6
R-4: 3 - 11 - 1 - 9
R-5: 2 - 1 - 8 - 3
R-6: 4 - 9 - 5 - 8
R-7: 10 - 8 - 9 - 3
R-8: 1 - 5 - 8 - 4
R-9: 10 - 1 - 8 - 7

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT

That water looks so nice Tiger.
Here in Texas we have forgot what it feels like

Rolling Thunder

2 - 2,1,3
2 - 3,7,4
3 - 2,6,3
4 - 4,5,8
5 - 4,6,1
6 - 8,7,5
7 - 1,9,8,
8 - 10,9,8
9 - 1,7,2

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT

Race: 1 #4 Anal Emma (1-3-5)
Race: 2 #1 Acute (3-4-6)
Race: 3 #5 Best Efforts (2-7-3)
Race: 4 #1 Misty Warrior (2-5-8)
Race: 5 #3 Passionate Diva (1-2-6)
Race: 6 #1 Oh Deann (2-5-8)
Race: 7 #3 Macho Sox (2-5-8)
Race: 8 #6 Grand Yodeler (7-8-9)
Race: 9 #9 Motor'n Mona (1-2-4)

Good Luck To All !!

[Criminal Type]

Reporting live from the Drunk Tank in Ye Ole Local Lock Up
Taken in for SUI = Scoring Under the Influence
But I have a good excuse

Today's race was enough to drive any Colt to drink!

First half of the race -- CigarShop and I had everything under control
Leading the Colts to Glory --

And then wouldn't you know it
Just when we get over confident
Bragging rights just a furlong away -

"Someone" -- pulls a 'CT' Type move like a Thief in the Night
and Steals the Glory right from under our Hooves!

To make matters worse - Salt in the Wound
Not just one Filly --- but Two of em fly right on by Cigarshop like he was walking!

Adding Insult to Injury - There's A Colt in the Dog House - and it aint ME!!

A few more Boilermakers and I may not even remember or care

**Here's the Official Damage Report**
Due to my "condition" there may be errors
So turn your complaint in to the "Cat in Charge"


TIGER DANCER = $127.80

CATALINA = $103.00

CIGARSHOP = $54.60

BLUNNY (DC) = $43.60

CRIMINAL TYPE = $31.80

DUSTY == $25.20

RUFFIAN = $22.40

JOHN HENRY = $19.40

[RUFFIAN]

REVISED - CORRECTED RESULTS

ERROR ERROR WILL ROBINSON!


SOMETIMES THAT ONE TOO MANY AT THE BAR ~
NOT ONLY LANDS YA BEHIND DIFFERENT BARS ---
BUT ALSO WITH A VERY RED FACE OF EMBARRASSMENT

YES CRIMINAL TYPE WE BE TALKIN AT YOU BIG BOY

THAT LAST SCOTCH HAD U LOST IN THE FOG & WHILE IN THAT CLOUD ~

YOU TOTALLY MISSED SOME MOOLAH FOR JOHN HENRY
(R7 -- #3 PLACED FOR $18.40 = CHANGES TOTAL TO: $37.80


THIS ERROR NOT ONLY MOVES HIM UP INTO 5TH
IT ALSO MOVES HIM OUT OF THE OLE DOG HOUSE

BUT THAT CLOUD PROVED TO HAVE A SILVER LINING FOR COLTS

IT MOVED THE RUFF ONE BACK INTO THE CAT HOUSE
BUT THEN WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE LOVES IT THERE ANYWAY

SO THE ACTUAL REAL ORDER OF FINISH

TIGER DANCER
CATALINA
CIGARSHOP
BLUNNY
JOHN HENRY

CT (SOME "RUFF JUSTICE" THAT THIS SCORING ERROR MOVES U DOWN)

DUSTY
RUFFIAN
(GATHERING FRESH CATNIP FOR NEXT WEEK SCORING)