$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 7/26 ~ *RESULTS* SARATOGA
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:05 am
GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME
TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT THE SPA
IT'S ANOTHER SUNNY AFTERNOON
WITH AN ENTHUSIASTIC CROWD
TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT IS: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: LITTLE FRISKIES
TODAY'S RACE BEING RUN AT 1 1/4 M
DUE TO VARIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES WE HAVE HAD SEVERAL
SCRATCHES FOR TODAY'S FEATURE RACE LEAVING US WITH
A SMALL BUT TALENTED FIELD
THE HORSES ARE STARTING TO ENTER THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
PP #1 >> RUFFIAN -------------------------- 13/1
PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} ------------ 5/2
------------- 2011 + 2013 HOTY
PP #3 >> DUSTY ----------------------------- 9/2
------------ 2010 HOTY
PP #4 >> CIGARSHOP ----------------------- 7/2
PP #5 >> JOHN HENRY --------------------- 12/1
PP #6 >> TIGER DANCER ------------------- 3/1
PP #7 >> BLUNNY --------------------------- 7/1
THE HORSES ARE LOADING CALMLY
EXCEPT FOR CIGARSHOP WHO KEEPS TRYING TO
ENTER THE #5 GATE NEXT TO TIGER DANCER
BUT THE HANDLERS HAVE THE FINAL WORD AND
HE HAS BEEN PERSUADED TO ENTER HIS OWN GATE
WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:
** CAT ASTAIRE **
THANK YOU TOM
WE ARE READY TO RUN AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO
LIKE A TRUE JUNGLE CAT LEAPING FOR PREY
TIGER DANCER BOLTS OUT OF THE GATE
TO TAKE A GIGANTIC LEAD OVER THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO ALL LOOKED STUNNED TO BE LEFT THAT FAR BEHIND
THE FILLY HAS SEPARATED HERSELF FROM THE FIELD
BY AT LEAST 20 LENGTHS IN THE EARLY GOING
EASY TO SEE HER TIGER STRIPED LEG WRAPS IN THE DISTANCE
FOLLOWING THE FLASHY FILLY TAIL ARE
BLUNNY -- CIGARSHOP --- JOHN HENRY
EVEN FARTHER BACK THE EARLY TRAILERS
WHO HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO RUN
CRIMINAL TYPE ---- DUSTY ------ RUFFIAN
===== HEADING INTO THE TURN =====
IT'S ALL TIGER DANCER ...
SO FAR IN FRONT IT'S MORE
LIKE WATCHING AN EXHIBITION
AND NOW BLUNNY AND JOHN HENRY ARE PICKING UP THE PACE
TO CLOSE THE GAP .... A LITTLE BIT
CIGARSHOP IS NEXT
AND STILL AT THE BACK ARE
CRIMINAL TYPE ----- DUSTY ----- RUFFIAN
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====
JOHN HENRY + CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY FOUND THEIR
BEST STRIDE AND BOTH ARE MOVING UP QUICKLY
BLUNNY IS JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THAT COLT DUO
SO NOW TIGER DANCER HAS 3 COLTS IN HOT PURSUIT
CHASING HER FABULOUS FRISKY FILLY TAIL
AND NOW THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
AS SUDDENLY FROM THE CLOUDS ---
DUSTY HAS MADE AN IMPRESSIVE POWERFUL MOVE
FROM FAR BACK TO IMPROVE HER POSITION
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
THE TIGER DANCER FANS ADORNED IN WHISKER FACE TIGER MAKEUP
ARE GOING WILD AS THEIR FILLY IS SHOWING THE COLTS
JUST HOW TO WIN A RACE
START OFF WITH A HUGE LEAD AND LET THE OTHERS
TRY TO CATCH UP
AND NOW JOHN HENRY IS DOING EXACTLY THAT
HE IS CLOSING THE HUGE GAP WITH EVERY STRIDE HE TAKES!
THE JOHN HENRY FANS ARE SCREAMING LINE BANSHEES AS HE
BEGINS TO CUT INTO THE FILLY'S HUGE LEAD
BUT THERE GOES BLUNNY TOO WITH A MONSTER MOVE OF HIS OWN
CIGARSHOP IS NEXT AND STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
DUSTY IS A FEW LENGTHS BEHIND CIGARSHOP
IT'S 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE TRAILERS
RUFFIAN + CRIMINAL TYPE WHO NEVER GOT INTO STRIDE AT ALL
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
TIGER DANCER STILL CRUISING EASILY ON THE LEAD
JOHN HENRY WITH ONE FINAL SUPER SONIC SURGE OF SPEED
BLUNNY RIGHT THERE AT JOHN HENRY'S TAIL
..... AND HERE'S THE WIRE
WITH ROOM TO SPARE ~~ TIGER DANCER WINS
WITH ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE RUNS THIS SEASON
AS SHE ROARED GATE TO WIRE
JOHN HENRY EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE IN THE HOME STRETCH
RUNNING HIS BEST RACE SO FAR THIS YEAR
BLUNNY WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF FOOT IS NEXT
CIGARSHOP ROUNDS OUT THE SUPERFECTA
-$$-THE OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$-
**Report Errors To Ruffian
1st ~ TIGER DANCER ====== $81.70
2nd ~ JOHN HENRY ============= $76.50
3rd ~ BLUNNY ============== $65.40
4th ~ CIGARSHOP ============== $51.80
====== ALSO RAN ======
DUSTY ================ $43.60
RUFFIAN =============== $20.90
CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} ======= $16.40 --->DOG-HOUSE<---
Seems like our Reigning HOTY -- Either likes to be in the Winner Circle
or back in the Dog House with Beer / Cable / Dancers
No Repeat Victory Gallop Today
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~