SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS ==> 6/21

[RUFFIAN]

THE CRAWDADS ARE COOKIN
THE CROWD IS SMOKIN
AND THE STAR STUDDED FIELD OF CHAMPIONS ARE SIZZLIN

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS: THE RUFFARAMA SOLSTICE STAKES

PRESENTED BY: PLANETARY PUPPY TREATS
"SIMPLY OUT OF THIS WORLD"

TODAY'S RACE BEING RUN AT: 1 1/8 M

THE HORSES ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE TRACK
SO LET'S HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
AS WE MEET THE FIELD:


PP #1 > RUFFIAN -------------------- 13/1

PP #2 > CRIMINAL TYPE ------------- 7/2
2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 > CIGARSHOP ----------------- 7/2

PP #4 > PEEPTOAD {DC} ------------ 5/2

PP #5 > DUSTY ----------------------- 3/1
2010 HOTY

PP #6 > BLUNNY --------------------- 12/1

PP #7 > CATALINA ------------------- 15/1

PP #8 > GOTADUN-QH --------------- 20/1

PP #9 > REAL QUIET ------------------10/1

PP #10 > JOHN HENRY --------------- 20/1

PP #11 > TIGER DANCER ------------- 13/1


THE HORSES HAVE STARTED TO LOAD
BUT WE HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM ~~

RUFFIAN HAS ESCAPED FROM THE HANDLER AND IS RUNNING
BACK UP THE TRACK MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CROWD WHO
IS CHEERING AS IF SHE WERE HEADING TO THE FINISH LINE

THE OUTRIDERS AT TOP SPEED ARE CHASING THE NAUGHTY FILLY
WHO HAS A WELL DESERVED REPUTATION FOR HER SHENANIGANS

THE HORSES HAVE BEEN UNLOADED UNTIL
THE RUNAWAY RUFFIAN IS CAPTURED
AT LEAST THE CROWD IS GETTING THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
WITH SOME PRE RACE ENTERTAINMENT!

A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE JUST HEARD AS THE FRACTIOUS FILLY
HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND NOW BEING LED BACK TO THE GATE
VET HAS LOOKED HER OVER AND OTHER THAN A SLIGHT ACCELERATED
HEART RATE SHE IS GOOD TO GO AND SO ARE WE

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

** BOLD RULERESQUE **
~~~


EVERYONE IS NOW FINALLY STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND............ THEY'RE OFF IN THE RUFFARAMA SOLSTICE STAKES



EVERYONE AWAY WELL EXCEPT RUFFIAN WHO STALLED IN THE GATE

OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD ARE REAL QUIET + GOTADUN

JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND THAT DUO ARE
PEEPTOAD -- BLUNNY -- CATALINA

IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
TIGER DANCER AND CRIMINAL TYPE

JUST OFF THEIR TAILS ARE
CIGARSHOP + JOHN HENRY

AND WAY AT THE BACK IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
DUSTY AND RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY DO NOT YET
REALIZE THEY ARE IN A RACE

===== INTO THE TURN THEY GO =====

AND SUDDENLY THE RATHER SLOW FRACTIONS
HAVE TURNED INTO A SUPER SONIC SPEED SHOW

TIGER DANCER ROARING FROM THE BACK
WITH AN INCREDIBLE TURN OF FOOT AND ACCELERATION
TO TAKE FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
PASSING THOSE IN FRONT OF HER AS IF THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BREATHER


GOTADUN + CATALINA
SURGING WITH THEIR OWN VERSION OF SHOOTING STARS



AND MUCH TO THE SHOCK --- BUT DELIGHT OF THE CROWD
RUFFIAN SUDDENLY FOUND HER INNER CHEETAH AND HAS
TURNED HER LOOSE ON THE FIELD ----

PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT ---
JOINING THE OTHER SUPER SONIC SPEEDY FILLIES ON THE LEAD!

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

IT'S ALL --- TIGER DANCER JUST TOYING WITH THE FIELD
SHE IS ABOUT 15 LENGTHS CLEAR OF THE FIELD

GOTADUN NOW IS TURNING UP THE HEAT

CATALINA STAYING RIGHT WITH GOTADUN

BUT THERE GOES CIGARSHOP + BLUNNY
SHOWING GREAT SPEED NOW
THE COLTS ARE JUST ABOUT 3 LENGTHS OFF CATALINA'S TAIL

IT'S ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
REAL QUIET --- RUFFIAN --- CRIMINAL TYPE

DEFENDING CHAMPION PEEPTOAD
NOT WEARING HER BEST RUNNING SHOES TODAY


===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

TIGER DANCER IN FULL COMMAND
BUT SHE IS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LITTLE LEG WEARY

GOTADUN --- CLOSING LIKE A SPEEDING BULLET AND GAINING
GROUND ON THE FRONT RUNNING LEADER WITH EVERY STRIDE

CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE SIDE BY SIDE WITH GOTADUN AS
THESE 2 FILLIES ARE ON FIRE NOW CHASING THE RUNAWAY TIGER

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS FOLKS -----
THIS RACE AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS AN ARIA!

GOTADUN + CATALINA ARE NOW WITHIN A HEAD OF THE TIGER
AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER IS FEELING THE PRESSURE NOW!

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!

TIGER DANCER ---- GOTADUN ---- CATALINA

3 FIERCE -- FAST -- PHENOMENAL FILLIES NECK + NECK + NECK
WE HAVE A 3 WAY MATCH RACE WITH JUST A FURLONG TO GO
WE COULD EVEN HAVE A 3-WAY DEAD HEAT AT THE WIRE



CIGARSHOP IS ALL OUT ----- JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE FILLY TRIO
RUNNING HIS HEART OUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE FOR THE COLTS
~OR PERHAPS... JUST ADMIRING THE VIEW

AND THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

CAN TIGER DANCER HOLD ON
CAN GOTADUN OR CATALINA FIND ONE LAST POWER SURGE
CAN THE COLT DIG DEEP TO DEFEAT THE FILLIES

AND HERE'S THE WIRE ....................

WITH ONE FINAL SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED --------

IT'S GOTADUN'S NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST JUST EDGING OUT
THE TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER...FOR THE WIN


CATALINA SUPER STRONG THE ENTIRE RACE HOLDS ON FOR 3rd

AND THE MIGHTY CIGARSHOP REPRESENTING FOR THE COLTS
ROUNDS OUT THE SUPERFECTA WHILE STEALING THE PRECIOUS
AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE {NOT TO MENTION.... ADMIRING THE FINE FILLY VIEW}

ONE OF THE MOST THRILLING RACES OF THE YEAR
CELEBRATING SOLSTICE WITH SPEED --- SURPRISES --- SHOCKERS
~FILLIES RULE~ AGAIN!!



THERE WILL BE NO JOY IN COLT-VILLE TONIGHT
FOR THE MIGHTY COLTS HAVE STRUCK OUT


-$-THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$-
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN


1st ~ GOTADUN-QH ==== $94.00
~TOP FAB FILLY - THE BRIDE~


2nd ~ TIGER DANCER ===== $85.20
~BRIDESMAID~ (And Another Addition to The Collection)


3rd ~ CATALINA ======== $82.50
~FLOWER--BEARER~


4th ~ CIGARSHOP ======== $77.30
~RING--BEARER~

==== ALSO RAN ====


BLUNNY ================= $67.10
REAL QUIET =============== $64.90
RUFFIAN ================= $63.60
CRIMINAL TYPE ============= $61.90
PEEPTOAD {DC} =============$58.30
JOHN HENRY =============== $56.60
DUSTY =================== $32.60
**(Wins The Keys To The Ultra Plush CAT-HOUSE)


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
A SERENE + HAPPY SOLSTICE
A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~