$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 6/14 ~ *RESULTS* CHURCHILL DOWNS
Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:27 pm
GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY
THIS WEEK WE COME TO YOU LIVE FROM CHURCHILL DOWNS WITH
MEMORIES STILL LINGERING OF THE DYNAMIC DAZZLING DRAMATIC
WIN BY CALIFORNIA CHROME
TODAY'S SPECIAL EVENT IS: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: KOZY KITTEN
TODAY BEING RUN AT: 1 1/16 M
THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ------------------------ 33/1
PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} ---------- 9/5 -(Goes For 3-Peat)-
2011 + 2013 HOTY
PP #3 >> CIGARSHOP --------------------- 5/2
PP #4 >> DUSTY -------------------------- 12/1
2010 HOTY
PP #5 >> PEEPTOAD ---------------------- 20/1
(RETURNS FROM LONG LAY OFF)
PP #6 >> BLUNNY ------------------------- 15/1
PP #7 >> TIGER DANCER ------------------ 3/1
PP #8 >> CATALINA ----------------------- 20/1
(Holds ALL Time Track Record! $293)
PP #9 >> JOHN HENRY --------------------- 5/1
THE HORSES ARE LOADING INTO THE GATE
AND WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR
GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:
** RUFFLED FEATHEROO **
THANK YOU ....
MOST OF THE HORSES HAVE GONE INTO THE GATE WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR CIGARSHOP -- WHO IS TRYING HIS BEST TO ENTER GATE #6
NEXT TO TIGER DANCER BUT HE IS NOT WINNING THE BATTLE
HERE COMES THE BLINDFOLD + MINTS
AS NOW HE IS FINALLY PERSUADED TO ENTER GATE #3
WE ARE FINALLY READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD ARE RUFFIAN + DUSTY
JUST A LENGTH OFF THOSE FILLY TAILS ARE
JOHN HENRY ~ PEEPTOAD + BLUNNY
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CIGARSHOP ~ CATALINA
====== HEADING INTO THE TURN ======
AND WITH AN EXPLOSIVE IMPRESSIVE MOVE ~
TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY ROARS TO THE FRONT
CATALINA ALSO SHOWNG EXCELLENT SPEED HAS MOVED UP
----- TUCKED IN JUST BEHIND TIGER DANCER
AND NOW IT'S PEEPTOAD TURNING UP THE HEAT ACCELERATING
TO JOIN TIGER DANCER ON THE LEAD
BLUNNY IS PICKING UP THE PACE AND HAS MOVED IN BEHIND
THE FAB FILLIES IN THE FRONT
CRIMINAL TYPE + CIGARSHOP
SIDE BY SIDE, STRIDE FOR STRIDE
SHOWING SOME SPEED NOW
DUSTY IS NEXT
AHEAD OF RUFFIAN + JOHN HENRY TRAILING THE FIELD NOW
=== THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS THE SPEED HAS
REALLY PICKED UP & 4 HORSES HAVE ROARED TO THE FRONT
WITH AN INCREDIBLE TURN OF FOOT
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ CIGARSHOP ~ PEEPTOAD + DUSTY
THESE FOUR HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR MIGHTY WAKE
SUDDENLY WE APPEAR TO BE IN A SPRINT RACE WITH OUTRAGEOUS SPEED
THESE 4 HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM EVERYONE EXCEPT
TIGER DANCER WHO IS JUST A LENGTH OFF THE TAIL OF DUSTY
====== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ======
CRIMINAL TYPE ALL OUT WITH THE '3~PEAT' ON THE LINE
CIGARSHOP + PEEPTOAD RIGHT AT HIS NECK
.......... DUSTY RIGHT THERE
WE HAVE A 4-WAY MATCH RACE FOLKS
AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
LADIES SCREAMING OUT FOR PEEPTOAD + DUSTY
MEN SHOUTING FOR CRIMINAL TYPE + '3~PEAT'
BUT NOW IT'S PEEPTOAD WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED
HAS PUT HER NOSE IN FRONT
IT LOOKS LIKE CIGARSHOP + CRIMINAL TYPE ARE STRUGGLING
TO CATCH HER AS SHE HAS SPROUTED WINGS IN THE FINAL FURLONG
DUSTY RIGHT AT THE NECK OF CRIMINAL TYPE
AND HERE COMES THE WIRE ---------
AGAIN..... NO '3~PEAT' VICTORY FOR CRIMINAL TYPE
THE 2013 FROSTED WHISKER CHAMP DOES IT AGAIN -- SADLY
WITH ALL THOSE FROSTED WHISKERS HE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO JOIN UP WITH THE GANG AT DUCK DYNASTY!
THE FILLY HAS OVERPOWERED THE COLTS AND
DEFEATED THE REIGNING HOTY ATTEMPT AT 3~PEAT
-$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN
PEEPTOAD ================= $81.20
CIGARSHOP ================ $67.40
CRIMINAL TYPE (DC) =========== $59.40
DUSTY ==================== $59.20 - (Steals The Precious)
------ ALSO RAN ------
TIGER DANCER ============== $51.80
BLUNNY ================== $45.20
CATALINA ================= $32.80
JOHN HENRY =============== $19.80
RUFFIAN ================== $17.40
** RETAINS OCCUPANCY OF THE CAT HOUSE
WHERE SHE SEEMS TO FEEL RIGHT AT HOME LATELY!
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WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING AND A
SAFE...SOBER...NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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