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$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~ 6/07 ~ *RESULTS* BELMONT PARK

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:03 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SPECIAL~SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT BELMONT PARK


THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTLY
THE CROWD IS LARGE + LOUD

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS: THE BELMONT RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: MEOW MIX
TODAY RUN AT: 1 1/4 M

OUR STAR STUDDED HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:

PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ------------------------ 13/1

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} ---------- 9/5
2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> DUSTY ---------------------------- 3/1
2010 HOTY

PP #4 >> CIGARSHOP -------------------- 15/1

PP #5 >> BLUNNY ------------------------- 12/1

PP #6 >> JOHN HENRY -------------------- 9/2

PP #7 >> GOTADU-QH -------------------- 20/1

PP #8 >> CATALINA ------------------------ 3/1

PP #9 >> REAL QUIET ---------------------- 9/2

PP #10 >> TIGER DANCER -----------------13/1


THE HORSES ARE ALMOST ALL IN THEIR GATES
JUST WAITING FOR RUFFIAN TO SETTLE DOWN
AS HER SHENANIGANS ARE STARTING TO UPSET A FEW OF THE HORSES

HERE COME THE EXTRA HANDLERS WITH MINTS IN HAND
THE FEISTY FILLY HAS BEEN PERSUADED TO GO IN

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

** MS GRUMPY CATKINS **


THANKS LARRY ---- IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE TODAY

THE HORSES NOW ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY
AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE BELMONT RUFFARAMA STAKES

AND SURGING OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD IS TIGER DANCER

BUT RIGHT AT HER TAIL ARE
CRIMINAL TYPE ---- DUSTY ---- CATALINA + GOTADUN

IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
JOHN HENRY --- CIGARSHOP --- BLUNNY --- REAL QUIET + RUFFIAN

------- INTO THE TURN THEY GO -------

SUDDENLY THERE IS AN INCREDIBLE SURGE OF POWER LED BY TIGER DANCER

FLYING AT HIGH SPEED ALSO ARE ---
DUSTY --~ BLUNNY ~--- JOHN HENRY ---~ REAL QUIET

NOW RUNNING FAR BEHIND ARE THE REST OF THE FIELD

=== THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

TIGER DANCER SHOWING INCREDIBLE SPEED + STYLE
HAS A COMMANDING LEAD

JOHN HENRY + DUSTY ARE GAINING ON THE LEADER WITH EVERY STRIDE

NOW IT'S REAL QUIET PICKING UP THE PACE AND ALSO MOVING UP

IT'S ABOUT ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD

==== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME! ====

TIGER DANCER IN COMMAND
JOHN HENRY RIGHT AT HER TAIL

AND NOW REAL QUIET HAS PUT A NOSE IN FRONT OF DUSTY

BUT ..... HOLD ON FOLKS!
THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
WHAT CAN BE CAUSING THIS HUGE REACTION?

NOW I SEE WHAT IT IS

SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL PASSING ONE HORSE AFTER ANOTHER
HARD TO TELL WHO IT IS WITH THE FIELD SO TIGHTLY BUNCHED

FROM THE CLOUDS. IT'S OUR DEFENDING CHAMPION ---> CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO HAS SUDDENLY FIRED A HUGE BLAST OF POWER

HE HAS PASSED DUSTY ---
HE HAS PASSED REAL QUIET ---
HE HAS PASSED JOHN HENRY ---

AND NOW HE IS BEARING DOWN ON THE FRONT RUNNING TIGER DANCER
CUTTING INTO HER LEAD WITH EVERY STRIDE

AND THERE HE GOES LIKE A ROCKET RIGHT PAST THE FILLY!

HE HAS TAKEN FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
LEAVING NO DOUBT
ABOUT A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP FOR THIS OLE WAR HORSE!

AND AT THE WIRE ----
IT'S ALL CRIMINAL TYPE --- AGAIN
REMINDING HIS LONG TIME DEVOTED FANS
HOW AGE IS JUST MIND OVER MATTER
IF YOU DON'T MIND, IT DONT MATTER!

-$-THE OFFICIAL RESULTS-$-

CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN


CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} ========== $91.60

TIGER DANCER ============== $83.90

JOHN HENRY ================ $73.30

REAL QUIET ================= $64.40 -(Steals The Precious)-


=== ALSO RAN ===

DUSTY ==================== $64.10
GOTADUN-QH =============== $62.50
CIGARSHOP ================= $55.90
CATALINA ================== $54.30
BLUNNY =================== $40.20
RUFFIAN (Eased At The Wire) ====== $9.10 ----> BACK TO THE "CAT-HOUSE"


**CONGRATULATIONS TO ---> CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO RUNS FOR THE ELUSIVE 3~PEAT NEXT TIME
WHICH IS NOTHING NEW FOR HIM AS HE HOLDS
THE FROSTED WHISKER TITLE OF 2013!


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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