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$SUPURRR $SATURDAY 3/29 *RESULTS* FAIR GROUNDS + FLA DERBY

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:17 pm
by RUFFIAN

GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY
AT THE FAIR GROUNDS -- PLUS SIMULCAST OF FLORIDA DERBY
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TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: POM PUPPY PUFFS
THE ULTIMATE TREAT FOR YOUR TOY FLUFFY PUP

TODAY'S RACE WILL BE A MARATHON AT 1 1/2 M
THIS DISTANCE WILL BE FAVORABLE TO SOME
AND VERY COSTLY TO OTHERS

OUR STAR STUDDED FIELD IS ENTERING THE TRACK
TO A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE BY AN APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE

NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:

LEADING THEM OUT

PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ============ 33/1

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE ======== 7/2
2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> PEEPTOAD =========== 20/1

PP #4 >> BLUNNY ============= 5/2

PP #5 >> DUSTY ============= 15/1
2010 HOTY

PP #6 >> CIGARSHOP ========= 10/1

PP #7 >> GOTADUN-QH ======== 20/1

PP #8 >> JOHN HENRY ========= 10/1

PP #9 >> CATALINA =========== 10/1

PP #10 > KD {DC} ============= 5/2

PP #11 > POST TIME MIKE ======= 20/1

PP #12 > TIGER DANCER ======== 9/2


EVERYONE IS LOADING CALMLY WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR TIGER DANCER WHO ATTEMPTED TO
ENTER THE GATE NEXT TO CIGARSHOP

SHE HAS BEEN BLINDFOLDED AND LED TO HER OWN GATE
AT THE FAR END + 6 AWAY FROM HIM

SHE IS ACTING LIKE A FUSSY FRUSTRATED FILLY
AT NOT GETTING HER OWN WAY!

WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:

**MS WHISKERTUDE**
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THANK YOU JOHN ....

THE HORSES HAVE ALL SETTLED DOWN NOW

AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND IT'S A FAST + FURIOUS TRIO
WHO COME AWAY WITH THE LEARLY LEAD

CRIMINAL TYPE ~ PEEPTOAD ~ JOHN HENRY

CIGARSHOP ~ KD ~ POST TIME MIKE MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER

IT IS AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD

------- HEADING INTO THE TURN -------

WHOA..... THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET.... WHY"?

WITH A SHOCKING SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED
THE CHEETAH HAS ROARED WITH A MONSTER MOVE
AS RUFFIAN TAKES COMMAND OF THE LEAD!

PEEPTOAD + JOHN HENRY ARE NECK + NECK
RUNNING BEHIND THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT

AND THERE GOES CRIMINAL TYPE WITH A HUGE MOVE
OF HIS OWN TO MOVE UP TO PEEPTOAD + JOHN HENRY

IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP + GDQH + PTM

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY + KD

AND VERY FAR BACK SHOWING NO SPEED YET
DUSTY ~ CATALINA + THE STILL FUSSING FILLY = TIGER DANCER


------- THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH -------

THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A TRIO OF FRONT RUNNERS
AND A DUO TRYING TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNING SPEEDSTERS

PEEPTOAD ---- RUFFIAN ---- JOHN HENRY
NECK AND NECK...... STRIDE FOR STRIDE
EVENLY MATCHED + EACH ONE FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS

8 LENGTHS BACK IT'S CIGARSHOP + POST TIME MIKE
........ PLAYING CATCH UP NOW

CRIMINAL TYPE WAS CARRIED WIDE ON THE TURN BY BLUNNY
AND LOST SOME OF HIS MOMENTUM
COULD BE JOCKEY INQUIRY AFTER THE WIRE

------- AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME -------

EVEN AT THIS MARATHON DISTANCE ----------
THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING
AMAZING TENACITY + DETERMINATION BY ALL THREE

PEEPTOAD === RUFFIAN === JOHN HENRY
.... IN FULL COMMAND WITH A WHISKER SEPARATING THEM

CIGARSHOP + POST TIME MIKE --- NECK + NECK
LOCKED IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN

CRIMINAL TYPE + BLUNNY ARE ANOTHER LENGTH BACK

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
GDQH --- CATALINA --- KD --- DUSTY
AND THE FUSSY TIGER DANCER
WHO HAS SHOWN NO INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY

AND NOW THE SPEED HAS PICKED UP EVEN MORE
BY THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

AND WITH ONE FINAL SUPER SONIC SURGE OF SPEED
---- PEEPTOAD HAS DECIDED ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
SHE HAS LEFT THE OTHER 2 IN HER WAKE AS HER NOSE
.... TOUCHES THE WIRE FIRST

PHOTO FINISH FOR 2nd ---- WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL

JOCKEY INQUIRY #2 / #4
INTERFERENCE / BUMPING IN HOME STRETCH

STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY

AND HERE COMES THE OFFICIAL RESULTS ON THE TOTE BOARD
OBJECTION = UPHELD IN FAVOR OF #2

PEEPTOAD
JOHN HENRY (BY A KITTY WHISKER)
RUFFIAN
CIGARSHOP

ALSO RAN

POST TIME MIKE
CRIMINAL TYPE
BLUNNY
GOTADUN-QH
CATALINA
K D (DC)
DUSTY
TIGER DANCER --- STILL FUSSING + PULLED UP IN FINAL FURLONG

CONGRATS TO THE PEEPTOAD WHO RAN AN AMAZING IMPRESSIVE
RACE GATE TO WIRE IN A GRUELING MARATHON!

-$-PAYOUT PRICES-$-
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN (VIA EMAIL)

PEEPTOAD ========== $141.80
JOHN HENRY ========= $125.80
RUFFIAN =========== $124.60 (Anyone Spare A $1.20?)
CIGARSHOP ========= $106.00 (Gets The Precious)

POST TIME MIKE ====== $105.60
CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $98.30
BLUNNY ============ $92.70
GOTADUN-QH ======== $83.80
CATALINA =========== $62.90
KD {DC} ============ $57.90
DUSTY ============= $52.30
TIGER DANCER ======== $16.70 ----> TIGER'S TRIP TO THE 'CAT-HOUSE'
(SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING RENOVATION!!)


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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