GOOD AFTERNOON + WELCOME TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY
AT THE FAIR GROUNDS -- PLUS SIMULCAST OF FLORIDA DERBY
TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT: THE RUFFARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: POM PUPPY PUFFS
THE ULTIMATE TREAT FOR YOUR TOY FLUFFY PUP
TODAY'S RACE WILL BE A MARATHON AT 1 1/2 M
THIS DISTANCE WILL BE FAVORABLE TO SOME
AND VERY COSTLY TO OTHERS
OUR STAR STUDDED FIELD IS ENTERING THE TRACK
TO A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE BY AN APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
LEADING THEM OUT
PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ============ 33/1
PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE ======== 7/2
2011 + 2013 HOTY
PP #3 >> PEEPTOAD =========== 20/1
PP #4 >> BLUNNY ============= 5/2
PP #5 >> DUSTY ============= 15/1
2010 HOTY
PP #6 >> CIGARSHOP ========= 10/1
PP #7 >> GOTADUN-QH ======== 20/1
PP #8 >> JOHN HENRY ========= 10/1
PP #9 >> CATALINA =========== 10/1
PP #10 > KD {DC} ============= 5/2
PP #11 > POST TIME MIKE ======= 20/1
PP #12 > TIGER DANCER ======== 9/2
EVERYONE IS LOADING CALMLY WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR TIGER DANCER WHO ATTEMPTED TO
ENTER THE GATE NEXT TO CIGARSHOP
SHE HAS BEEN BLINDFOLDED AND LED TO HER OWN GATE
AT THE FAR END + 6 AWAY FROM HIM
SHE IS ACTING LIKE A FUSSY FRUSTRATED FILLY
AT NOT GETTING HER OWN WAY!
WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:
**MS WHISKERTUDE**
THANK YOU JOHN ....
THE HORSES HAVE ALL SETTLED DOWN NOW
AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
AND IT'S A FAST + FURIOUS TRIO
WHO COME AWAY WITH THE LEARLY LEAD
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ PEEPTOAD ~ JOHN HENRY
CIGARSHOP ~ KD ~ POST TIME MIKE MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER
IT IS AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
------- HEADING INTO THE TURN -------
WHOA..... THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET.... WHY"?
WITH A SHOCKING SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED
THE CHEETAH HAS ROARED WITH A MONSTER MOVE
AS RUFFIAN TAKES COMMAND OF THE LEAD!
PEEPTOAD + JOHN HENRY ARE NECK + NECK
RUNNING BEHIND THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT
AND THERE GOES CRIMINAL TYPE WITH A HUGE MOVE
OF HIS OWN TO MOVE UP TO PEEPTOAD + JOHN HENRY
IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP + GDQH + PTM
ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE BLUNNY + KD
AND VERY FAR BACK SHOWING NO SPEED YET
DUSTY ~ CATALINA + THE STILL FUSSING FILLY = TIGER DANCER
------- THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH -------
THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A TRIO OF FRONT RUNNERS
AND A DUO TRYING TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNING SPEEDSTERS
PEEPTOAD ---- RUFFIAN ---- JOHN HENRY
NECK AND NECK...... STRIDE FOR STRIDE
EVENLY MATCHED + EACH ONE FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
8 LENGTHS BACK IT'S CIGARSHOP + POST TIME MIKE
........ PLAYING CATCH UP NOW
CRIMINAL TYPE WAS CARRIED WIDE ON THE TURN BY BLUNNY
AND LOST SOME OF HIS MOMENTUM
COULD BE JOCKEY INQUIRY AFTER THE WIRE
------- AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME -------
EVEN AT THIS MARATHON DISTANCE ----------
THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING
AMAZING TENACITY + DETERMINATION BY ALL THREE
PEEPTOAD === RUFFIAN === JOHN HENRY
.... IN FULL COMMAND WITH A WHISKER SEPARATING THEM
CIGARSHOP + POST TIME MIKE --- NECK + NECK
LOCKED IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN
CRIMINAL TYPE + BLUNNY ARE ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO
GDQH --- CATALINA --- KD --- DUSTY
AND THE FUSSY TIGER DANCER
WHO HAS SHOWN NO INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY
AND NOW THE SPEED HAS PICKED UP EVEN MORE
BY THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
AND WITH ONE FINAL SUPER SONIC SURGE OF SPEED
---- PEEPTOAD HAS DECIDED ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
SHE HAS LEFT THE OTHER 2 IN HER WAKE AS HER NOSE
.... TOUCHES THE WIRE FIRST
PHOTO FINISH FOR 2nd ---- WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL
JOCKEY INQUIRY #2 / #4
INTERFERENCE / BUMPING IN HOME STRETCH
STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY
AND HERE COMES THE OFFICIAL RESULTS ON THE TOTE BOARD
OBJECTION = UPHELD IN FAVOR OF #2
PEEPTOAD
JOHN HENRY (BY A KITTY WHISKER)
RUFFIAN
CIGARSHOP
ALSO RAN
POST TIME MIKE
CRIMINAL TYPE
BLUNNY
GOTADUN-QH
CATALINA
K D (DC)
DUSTY
TIGER DANCER --- STILL FUSSING + PULLED UP IN FINAL FURLONG
CONGRATS TO THE PEEPTOAD WHO RAN AN AMAZING IMPRESSIVE
RACE GATE TO WIRE IN A GRUELING MARATHON!
-$-PAYOUT PRICES-$-
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN (VIA EMAIL)
PEEPTOAD ========== $141.80
JOHN HENRY ========= $125.80
RUFFIAN =========== $124.60 (Anyone Spare A $1.20?)
CIGARSHOP ========= $106.00 (Gets The Precious)
POST TIME MIKE ====== $105.60
CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $98.30
BLUNNY ============ $92.70
GOTADUN-QH ======== $83.80
CATALINA =========== $62.90
KD {DC} ============ $57.90
DUSTY ============= $52.30
TIGER DANCER ======== $16.70 ----> TIGER'S TRIP TO THE 'CAT-HOUSE'
(SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING RENOVATION!!)
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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