GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME
TO SUPURRR~SATURDAY @ AQUEDUCT
THERE IS A COLD CHILL IN THE AIR TODAY ~
BUT THE CONTENDERS IN TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT:
THE RUFFARAMA STAKES ---> ARE HOT HOT HOT!
TODAY'S FEATURE RACE PRESENTED BY: QWACKADOODLES
THE FUN TOY TO KEEP YOUR CAT PLAYING FOR HOURS
--------- HELPS TO PREVENT CAT FAT
THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
TO THE ROAR OF THE WELCOMING CROWD ~
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
PP #1 >> KD ----------------------- 10/1
PP #2 >> BLUNNY {DC} ----------- 5/2
PP #3 >> RAVEN ------------------- 20/1
PP #4 >> GOTADUN-QH ----------- 15/1
PP #5 >> TIGER DANCER ----------- 5/2
PP #6 >> CATALINA ---------------- 20/1
PP #7 >> DUSTY -------------------- 9/2
2010 H.O.T.Y
PP #8 >> CIGARSHOP -------------- 5/1
PP #9 >> PEEPTOAD ---------------- 3/1
PP #10 > CRIMINAL TYPE ---------- 30/1
2011 + 2013 H.O.T.Y
PP #11 > RUFFIAN ------------------ 7/2
THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY JUST WAITING FOR
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER TO SETTLE DOWN & STOP THEIR FUSSING
BOTH FILLIES REFUSING TO GO INTO THEIR GATE
ARE NOW BEING BLINDFOLDED AND LED IN
NOW KD HAS BEEN BACKED OUT AFTER REARING UP IN THE GATE!
MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE AIR TODAY FOLKS
PERHAPS THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE IS AFFECTING SOME OF THEM?
SEVERAL SEEMED VERY ANXIOUS IN THE POST PARADE AS WELL
FINALLY WE ARE READY TO RUN!
WE NOW TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER:
**WILD WHISKER WOMAN**
THANK YOU TOM -----
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE RUFFARAMA
LIVING UP TO HIS NAME, CRIMINAL TYPE HAS FIRED A BIG SHOT
TO COME AWAY WITH THE EARLY LEAD
IT'S ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK TO A TRIO OF FILLIES CHASING HIS TAIL
PEEPTOAD ~ GDQH ~ CATALINA
RAVEN SHOWING GOOD EARLY SPEED IS RIGHT THERE
DUSTY & BLUNNY ARE NEXT ABOUT 15 LENGTHS BACK
AND VERY FAR BACK THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE
CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER + KD
HEADING INTO THE TURN
CRIMINAL TYPE SHOWING EXCELLENT SPEED STILL IN CHARGE
CATALINA HAS SHAKEN OFF THE OTHER FILLIES TO MOVE INTO 2nd
RAVEN PICKING UP THE PACE IS JUST AT CATALINA'S TAIL
PEEPTOAD IS RIGHT THERE WITH RAVEN
AND THESE FOUR HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE FIELD
IT'S ABOUT ANOTHER 15 LENGTHS BACK TO
GOTADUN ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY
AND WAY AT THE BACK SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SPEED YET
CIGARSHOP ~ KD ~ RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER
*** THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ***
CRIMINAL TYPE TURNING UP THE HEAT CONTINUES TO LEAD
BUT NOW RAVEN IS SHOWING AN IMPRESSIVE TURN OF FOOT
PASSING CATALINA TO MOVE INTO 2nd
CATALINA HAS LOST SOME GROUND--- CONTINUES RUNNING 3rd
AND IS ABOUT 7 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING COLT DUO
IT'S ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS TO PEEPTOAD AND GOTADUN
AND NOW TIGER DANCER FINALLY WOKE UP TO REALIZE SHE
IS IN A RACE MOVING UP JUST AT THE TAIL OF GDQH
BLUNNY I& DUSTY ARE RIGHT THERE WITH TIGER DANCER
AND RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
KD --- CIGARSHOP ---- RUFFIAN
*** AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ***
IT'S ALL CRIMINAL TYPE REMINDING HIS DEVOTED FANS
WHY HE IS THE REIGNING HORSE OF THE YEAR
RAVEN SHOWING INCREDIBLE SPEED IS CLOSING GROUND
WITH EVERY STRIDE TURNING THIS INTO A MATCH RACE NOW
ONLY HALF A LENGTH SEPARATE THESE 2 COURAGEOUS COLTS
CATALINA RUNNING VERY WELL ALL BY HERSELF IN 3rd
PEEPTOAD JUST OFF HER TAIL
GOTADUN & TIGER DANCER NECK & NECK ARE NEXT
BUT ALL THE EXCITEMENT IS UP FRONT
WHERE RAVEN IS ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH THE CRIMINAL
WHO STOLE THE LEAD FROM THE GATE AND
WHO IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN
THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AS THE WIRE IS JUST AHEAD
CRIMINAL TYPE REFUSING TO GIVE IN --- ALL HEART NOW
SHOWING EVERYONE THE COURAGE OF THE 'OLE WAR HORSE'
IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL
RAVEN WITH ONE LAST DESPERATE SURGE
------- HERE'S THE WIRE ------
FROM JUNKYARD DOG TO TOP DOG ---> CRIMINAL TYPE HOLDS ON
AND THE CROWD ROARING WITH A STANDING OVATION
FOR THE HOTY RETURNING TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
AND PAY OUT PRICES
REPORT ERRORS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CRIMINAL TYPE -------------------------- $69.00
RAVEN------------------------------------- $64.00
Valiant In Defeat --- By A Head
CATALINA --------------------------------- $45.70
Best Effort In Awhile!
PEEPTOAD -------------------------------- $39.00
Wins The Precious
-------- ALSO RAN ---------
GOTADUN-QH ---------------------------- $30.80
TIGER DANCER -------------------------- $29.90
BLUNNY {DC} --------------------------- $27.40
DUSTY ----------------------------------- $27.30
K D --------------------------------------- $16.90
CIGARSHOP ------------------------------ $15.60
RUFFIAN --------------------------------- $11.60
~**Plans To Remodel The CAT HOUSE!
Get Rid Of That Smelly Keg
Bring In Fresh Catnip & Anchovies!
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE - SOBER - NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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