SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS ** 12/20 **

[RUFFIAN]

NO TIME TO GET TOO ELEGANT
WITH MY USUAL RACE CALL SHOW
GOT A BOULDER SMALL DOG PLAY TIME
THEN OFF TO THE RANCH I GO

TODAY'S RACE WAS EXCITING
THOUGHT A DEAD HEAT WE WOULD SEE
FROM THE GATE IT WAS REAL QUIET
PLUS BLUNNY AND GOTADUN --- MADE 3

CIGARSHOP --- DEFENDING CHAMPION
WAS CLEARLY OUT OF SIGHT
HIS FOCUS HE HAD LAST TIME
APPARENTLY TOOK FLIGHT

THE REST OF THE FIELD RAN POORLY
NO ENERGY --- DRIVE --- OR WILL
IT MADE THE RAILBIRDS WONDER
IF ANY OF THEM WERE ILL?

WE ALSO HAVE A FIRST TIME THING
NEVER BEFORE AS I RECALL
THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG AWARD
FOR GETTING NO MONEY AT ALL!

AND IF U HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW
EXACTLY WHO THAT MIGHT BE
I BET THAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING
THAT SURELY IT MUST BE ME!

BUT GUESS AGAIN LITTLE POSSUMS
THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG FAME
WILL GO TO OUR HORSE OF THE YEAR
AND CRIMINAL TYPE ....... IS HIS NAME

SO HERE ARE YOUR GLORIOUS TOTALS
NOTHING MUCH TO BRAG ABOUT
AND IF U SHOULD FIND AN ERROR
JUST GIVE ME A LIL SHOUT-OUT

PHOTO FINISH FOR THE WIN
TOOK STEWARDS 15 MINUTES
CAUSE BOTH OF THESE HORSES
WERE DEFINITELY 'IN IT TO WIN IT'

BLUNNY BY 20 CENTS OVER REAL QUIET!

BLUNNY ============= $63.20

REAL QUIET =========== $63
DOESN'T GET MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT!

GOTADUN-QH ========== $52.80

CIGARSHOP (DC) ======== $27
STEALS THE PRECIOUS BUT NO CIGAR

========== ALSO RAN ============

TIGER DANCER ================== $24
WONDERING WHICH COLT STOLE HER BLINKERS?
CRIMINAL TYPE OR CIGARSHOP > OR BOTH IN A CONSPIRACY?

CATALINA ========== ============= $14

DUSTY =============== ========== $13.80

JOHN HENRY ============ ========= $13.60

RUFFIAN ======================== $7.20

AND THE FIRST TIME WINNER OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE AWARD
IRONICALLY THE REIGNING HORSE OF THE YEAR

============== CRIMINAL TYPE = $0 ==================

WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING
HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME

A VERY MERRY WHATEVER HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE
OR IF U CELEBRATE NONE, JUST A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY WEEK!

MEOWS FROM THE CAT HOUSE