$SUPURRR $SATURDAY ~12/13~ *RESULTS* -- GULFSTREAM PARK

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATS TO ---> THE DANCING TIGER
WHO ONCE AGAIN ROARED TO THE FINISH LINE TO WIN IN IMPRESSIVE STYLE --
DUPLICATING PREVIOUS PERFORMANCES OF HER RECENT RACES

SHE BLINDED THE COMPETITION WITH THE REFLECTIONS FROM
HER BEDAZZLED BLINKERS + FLASHY STILETTOS


SATURDAY MAY BE "LUCKY 13"
AS TIGER DANCER RUNS FOR A REPEAT


VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK -{ 10 RACES }



POST TIME: 12:35pm ~ EASTERN

FORECAST: MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 71 // CHANCE OF RAIN = 10%


**RULES POSTED ON ITS OWN THREAD**
BE WISE IF IN DOUBT
GO READ TO FIND OUT
SO U DO NOT BOO HOO
FINDING OUT YOU ARE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

GLORIOUS OR GHASTLY @ GULFSTREAM

AM JUST A 'SASSY KITTEN'
'KATZ MY SONG' I SING
'AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT' MAYBE
SOME LUCKY 13 LUCK WILL BRING



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R1 >>> 2 4 6 8 5
SKIRT STAKE

LIKE A CHARM
QUEEN'S READY


R2 >>> 13 5 9 10 4
STARS COLLIDE

WILD HEIRESS
PRINCESS ZAFIRAH


R3 >>> 3 5 2 6 4
WILDCAT LILY

CENTRIQUE
MERRY MEADOW


R4 >>> 8 5 1 7 14
KATZ MY SONG

MIND SPELL
UNLEASH THE HUMOR
(DISTORTED AS IT IS)


R5 >>> 5 1 2 12 10
YOLO KITTEN

HAY OATS AND WATER
HOON


R6 >>> 6 1 7 4 11
AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT

SO COZZY
FIGHTER


R7 >>> 15 (AE) 3 2 9 8
SILVER LUCKY Q (AE)
How Could I Not Play A Name Like This
?
Q = QRFLUFFL My Pomeranian
Silver = A Fave Color
Lucky = Today Is Fave ## = 13

MAJESTIC Z
ACHIEVER'S TRIBUTE


R8 >>> 10 9 7 6 1
HOWE GREAT

STRONG IMPACT
MSHAWISH


R9 >>> 1 2 7 4 6
SR QUISQUEYANO

CSABA
VALID


R10 >>> 4 3 8 2 1
SASSY KITTEN

KITTY WINE => MORE LIKE KITTY WHINE
SHE'S SPOOKY

[RUFFIAN]

**CIGARSHOP PIX -- PER ALT SITE

Hmmm only 3 more Saturday's in the year... I've yet to win a Three Peat...BLINKERS ON..FOCUSED

1st: 8-5-7
2nd: 2-3-4
3rd: 6-2-4
4th: 11-1-2
5th: 2-5-8
6th: 3-6-11
7th: 5-8-9
8th: 3-6-1
9th: 7-8-5
10th: 6-4-7

[RUFFIAN]

**CRIMINAL TYPE PIX -- PER ALT SITE

Lucky #13 = Winner Circle but no Booze or Babes
Even more Lucky = Dog House


R1) 3/6/5/8/2
So its true / Queen / Momamea

R2) 10/8/6/4/2
Sure Shot / Poor / Amber

R3) 6/5/1/4/2
Donyo / Centrique / Risky

R4) 12/15ae / 5/9/14
Bar Magic / Royal Fighter (ae) / Mind Spell

R5) 9/12/6/2/4
Whats Up / Steel / Hy

R6) 7/4/5/3/11
Fighter / Rangey / Count

R7) 9/10/6/5/8
King / Tea / Ridge

R8) 1/4/6/7/9
Excaper / Flyer / Debt

R9) 3/6/8/4/7
Gold / Schivarelli / Map

R10) 1/5/7/6/11
Baffle/ Ready / Tuttipaesi


Luck to all --
Catnip tea for Ms Grumpy CatZilla

[Real Quiet]

R1.....5-8-7
R2.....6-10-2
R3.....4-2-1
R4.....14-2-1
R5.....2-7-11
R6.....4-6-10
R7.....6-13-7
R8.....1-7-10
R9.....4-7-6
R10....4-5-10

Good luck to all

[RUFFIAN]

GOTADUN-QH PIX -- PER ALT

Good luck to everyone!

R1: 5, 8, 3, 7, 2
R2: 2, 10, 3, 8, 7
R3: 2, 6, 4, 1, 5
R4: 11, 2, 8, 13, 1
R5: 5, 2, 11, 4, 6
R6: 8, 6, 3, 11, 10
R7: 10, 8, 9, 3, 5
R8: 1, 7, 11, 3, 6
R9: 7, 4, 8, 6, 2
R10: 4, 11, 3, 12, 7

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX -- PER ALT


RACE 1: #5 Momameamaria, 8, 6, 7
RACE 2: #10 Lil Miss Sure Shot, 1, 8
RACE 3: #3 Wildcat Lily, 4, 2
RACE 4: #1 Unleash the Humor, 5, 2
RACE 5: #12 Steel Sky, 10, 6
RACE 6: #13 Ararat, 10, 11
RACE 7: #6 Parker Ridge, 10, 14
RACE 8: #11 Fredericksburg, 1, 7
RACE 9: #2 Csaba, 7, 4
RACE 10: #1 Baffle Me, 8, 4

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

PEEPTOAD PIX -- PER ALT


GP 12/13/14

1: #6 Queen's Ready (8,5)
2: #8 Poor Etiquette (6,2)
3: #6 Ol Donyo (4,5)
4: #2 Time's Concern (5,11)
5: #9 What's Up Big Guy (2,5)
6: #10 Wild Conceits (3,6)
7: #6 Parker Ridge (8,10,14)
8: #1 Excaper (2,7)
9: #4 Pants On Fire (7,2)
10: #4 Sassy Kitten (1,9)

good luck all!!

[RUFFIAN]

JOHN HENRY -- PIX PER ALT


Race:1 #2 Skirt Stake (5-3-8)
Race:2 #10 Little Miss Sure Shot (4-6-11)
Race:3 #1 Risky Rachel (5-6-2)
Race:4 #15 Royal Fighter (11-8-2)
Race:5 #4 Updraft (5-2-1)
Race:6 #8 Dreaming Of Andy (4-3-1)
Race:7 #3 Majestic Z (5-6-7)
Race:8 #10 Howe Great (3-6-7)
Race:9 #6 Schivarelli (2-4-8)
Race:10 #3 Kitty Wine (6-7-8)

"May all your photo finishes be winning ones"

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX -- PER ALT

Rolling Thunder
Winter Wonderland in Colorado

Sunny, sandy beaches & beach bunnies in Florida

1 -- 7, 5, 8
2 -- 2, 8, 4
3 -- 2, 4, 6
4 -- 2, 5, 1
5 -- 5, 2, 10
6 -- 10, 8, 13
7 -- 8, 6, 9
8 -- 7, 6, 1
9 -- 4, 7, 6
10 -- 4, 6, 7

[RUFFIAN]

TIGER DANCER (DC) -- PIX PER ALT


**BEACH-BUNNY TIGER..... REPORTING FOR RACING DUTY......
READY FOR SOME FUN IN THE SUN
NOTHING BUT MY STRIPES, STILETTOS AND A SMILE
....AND OF COURSE... PLENTY OF BLING!!


**NICE TO SEE SOME OF OUR FILLY KITTIES BACK -- GDQH AND PEEPERS
AND ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE CATALINA AND RUFF
(NO DUSTY THIS WEEK?? ) PLAYING HOOKY ME THINKS.


R-1: 8 - 4 - 3

R-2: 10 - 4 - 13 - 5 - 2

R-3: 3 - 5 - 4

R-4: 8 - 5 - 1 - 14

R-5: 5 - 12 - 4 - 6

R-6: 1 - 6 - 10 - 12 - 13

R-7: 3 - 11 - 5 - 8 - 9

R-8: 7 - 10 - 1 - 8

R-9: 4 - 2 - 6 - 7

R-10: 1 - 4 - 2 - 8 - 3

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[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**

**GRUMPY CATKINS REPORTING LIVE FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
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TODAY'S FEATURE EVENT --- THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: LUCKY Q PUPPY TREATS
TODAY'S RACE BEING RUN AT: 1 1/16 M


WE HAVE A FINE FIELD OF 10
WITH A SCRATCH OF DUSTY
WHO MISSED HER FLIGHT FROM KENTUCKY

NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:


PP #1 >>> RUFFIAN ============ 30/1

PP #2 >>> CRIMINAL TYPE ======== 15/1

PP #3 >>> JOHN HENRY ========== 10/1

PP #4 >>> REAL QUIET =========== 20/1

PP #5 >>> PEEPTOAD ============ 20/1

PP #6 >>> GOTADUN-QH ========== 30/1

PP #7 >>> TIGER DANCER {DC} ====== 5/2

PP #8 >>> CATALINA ============= 3/1

PP #9 >>> BLUNNY ============== 9/2

PP #10 >> CIGARSHOP ============ 8/1



EVERYONE IS STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO




NOBODY APPEARS TO WANT THE LEAD AS THE FIELD
IS TIGHTLY BUNCHED GOING INTO THE TURN


===== OUT OF THE TURN =====


AND NOW WE HAVE 3 ACROSS THE TRACK
WHO HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE FIELD EARLY ON


CATALINA --- BLUNNY --- CIGARSHOP

IT'S JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMPION - TIGER DANCER

BACK ANOTHER 4 LENGTHS ARE GDQH + PEEPTOAD

VERY FAR BACK ----- THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE
REAL QUIET --- JOHN HENRY --- RUFFIAN ---- CRIMINAL TYPE


===== AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====


THE RACE NOW HAS TURNED INTO A MATCH RACE ON THE FRONT END

BLUNNY WITH A SLIGHT LEAD -- JUST A NOSE IN FRONT OF CIGARSHOP

CATALINA IS RIGHT THERE AT THE TAILS OF THOSE 2 COLTS

TIGER DANCER IS STILL RUNNING STRONGLY TRYING HER BEST
TO CATCH UP TO THE LEADERS BUT HER ATTENTION WAS SUDDENLY
DIVERTED TO A FLOCK OF FLAMINGOES IN THE INFIELD



HER TRAINER DID MENTION THAT SOMEONE STOLE HER NEW
SPARKLE BLINKERS AND SHE WAS FORCED TO WEAR HER OLD ONES
WHICH APPARENTLY SEEM FLAWED AS SHE HAS LOST FOCUS THE
SAME WAY THAT SHE USED TO


===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====


JUST A KITTY WHISKER SEPARATES THE TRIO AT THE FRONT

BLUNNY --- CIGARSHOP --- CATALINA

IT'S ANYONE'S RACE TO WIN AND ALL 3 ARE RUNNING VERY STRONGLY
NOBODY IS TIRING OR GIVING UP

AS THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD --- IT APPEARS WE JUST MIGHT SEE
A 3-WAY PHOTO FINISH FOR THE WIN

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS ---

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS THE TRIO IS A TRIO NO MORE

CIGARSHOP WITH ONE FINAL SUPER SONIC SURGE OF SPEED
HAS PUT HIS NOSE IN FRONT OF BLUNNY


AND THERE HE GOES RIGHT PAST THE WIRE
TO WIN IN VERY DRAMATIC FASHION



**PHOTO FINISH FOR PLACE / SHOW**



JOCKEY OBJECTION FLASHING ON THE TOTE BOARD #8 / #9
STEWARDS ARE EXAMINING THE REPLAY
HOLD ALL TICKETS

NOW THE TOTE BOARD HAS STOPPED FLASHING AND
OBJECTION DISMISSED

$-WE HAVE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$
**CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO: THE CAT IN CHARGE


1st ~ CIGARSHOP ======= $89.30
~TOP DOG - WINNER~


2nd ~ BLUNNY ============ $76.20
~BRIDESMAID / RUNNER-UP~



3rd ~ CATALINA ============= $72.80
~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ TIGER DANCER {DC} ======= $55.10
MISSES OUT ON THE REPEAT WIN
BUT MANAGES TO SNEAK OFF WITH THE PRECIOUS
~RING-BEARER~

**JUST FOR YOU PEEPERS ~


=== ALSO RAN ===

GOTADUN-QH =========== $44.40

PEEPTOAD ============= $40.60

REAL QUIET ============ $38.60

JOHN HENRY =========== $30.80

CRIMINAL TYPE ========= $23.40

RUFFIAN =============== $22.20
REMAINS IN HER COOL CAT HOUSE AGAIN AND NOW APPEARS TO BE
THE LEADING CONTENDER FOR THE YEAR END: CAT / DOG HOUSE AWARD


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME

JUST WATCH OUT FOR FLAMINGOES IN THE ROAD!
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

[RUFFIAN]

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