$SUPURRR $SATURDAY *RESULTS* ~ 3/8 ~ SANTA ANITA + TAMPA BAY

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA PARK

THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHTLY
THE CROWD IS ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE ARRIVAL
OF THE STARS TO RUN IN OUR FEATURE EVENT OF THE DAY:
THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: HAPPY HOOLIGAN HORSE TREATS
GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR HORSE'S FACE
--- SINCE IT WOULD LOOK SILLY ANYPLACE ELSE!

TODAYS RACE BEING RUN AT: 1 1/8 M

THE HORSES ARE ENTERING THE TRACK
NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD


PP #1 >> RUFFIAN ---------------------- 33/1

PP #2 >> CRIMINAL TYPE {DC} -------- 5/2
2011 + 2013 HOTY

PP #3 >> DUSTY ------------------------ 6/1
2010 HOTY:

PP #4 >> GOTADUN-QH --------------- 10/1

PP #5 >> PEEPTOAD ------------------- 9/2

PP #6 >> JOHN HENRY --------------- 15/1

PP #7 >> RAVEN ----------------------- 3/1

PP #8 >> CATALINA ------------------ 6/1

PP #9 >> BLUNNY ------------------- 10/1

PP #10 > KD --------------------------- 7/2

THE HORSES ARE BEING LOADED WITHOUT INCIDENT
EXCEPT FOR RUFFIAN & CRIMINAL TYPE WHO ARE
FUSSING OVER WHICH GATE THEY WANT TO ENTER

NOW EVERYTHING HAS CALMED DOWN AND WE
TURN YOU OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER FOR TODAY

**WILTED WHISKERS**


THANK YOU TREVOR

EVERYONE STANDING QUIETLY AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE RUFFARAMA


IT'S KD BURSTING OUT OF THE GATE LIKE HIS TAIL WERE ON FIRE
WHO COMES AWAY WITH THE EARLY LEAD


ABOUT 4 LENGHS BACK ARE
GDQH ~ RAVEN ~ BLUNNY

IT'S ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS BACK TO
CATALINA ~ RUFFIAN ~ JOHN HENRY + PEEPTOAD

AND TRAILING EARLY ON
CRIMINAL TYPE & DUSTY


HEADING INTO THE TURN


MAKING A MONSTER MOVE ON THE TURN IS PEEPTOAD
WHO NOW HAS MOVED A HALF LENGTH AHEAD OF KD TO
TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD


RUFFIAN INCREASING HER POSITION HAS MOVED UP QUICKLY
TO RUN IN 3RD

RAVEN RUNNING VERY WELL HAS MOVED UP JUST AT THE TAIL OF RUFFIAN

BLUNNY IS NEXT JUST BEHIND RAVEN

GOTADUN & CRIMINAL TYPE WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF ENERGY

HAVE IMPROVED THEIR POSITIONS

IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA / DUSTY & JOHN HENRY


=== THE HORSES HAVE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

AND SUDDENLY LIKE AN EXPRESS TRAIN KD HAS ONCE AGAIN
EXPLODED WITH A TREMENDOUS SUPER SONIC SURGE OF POWER
TAKING BACK THE LEAD FROM PEEPTOAD WHO IS FAR FROM THRU!


RUFFIAN SPOOKED AT SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN TOSSED ONTO
THE TRACK AND SHE IS BACKING UP BADLY NOW

WHEN WILL THE INFIELD PARTY GOERS EVER LEARN TO KEEP
THE PARTY IN THE INFIELD!

BLUNNY & RAVEN SIDE BY SIDE ARE JUST OFF THE 2 LEADERS

AND NOW IT'S JOHN HENRY WHO SUDDENLY WOKE UP WITH A
VERY STRONG MOVE UP THE RAIL ---- AND NO LONGER TRAILS


========= AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ==========


IT'S ALL KD PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION NOW

PEEPTOAD TRYING TO STAY WITH HIM BUT LOSING GROUND


BUT HOLD ON FOLKS.......
THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING ---
--- CHEERING AS SOMEONE IS ROARING FROM THE BACK OF THE FIELD


IT'S -------- IT'S --------- IT'S --------------- DUSTY!
WHO SUDDENLY SPROUTED PEGASUS WINGS AND IS FLYING
UP THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK

SHE IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
AS IF THEY WERE STANDING STILL
SHE HAS PASSED EVERYONE EXCEPT THE LEADER ---
AND NOW SHE HAS HER SIGHTS AIMED AT KD


BUT THE WIRE IS GETTING CLOSER WITH EVERY STRIDE
SHE IS JUST 1 LENGTH OFF OF HIS TAIL
BUT IS THERE ENOUGH GROUND LEFT FOR THE COURAGEOUS FILLY
TO CATCH THIS RUNAWAY LEADER


AND THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING -- EMPHATIC ---NO NO NO

AS THE MIGHTY KD HAS JUST HIT ANOTHER GEAR AND IS
PULLING AWAY FROM THE FIELD AS IF HE WERE SECRETARIAT
RUNNING THE BELMONT!

NO PHOTO TODAY FOLKS
NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO IS THE EASY WINNER


OFFICIAL RESULTS
CHECK ALL TICKETS
REPORT ERRORS TO RUFFIAN


KD ==================== $130.20

D U S T Y ================= $90.70

PEEPTOAD ================ $69.20

BLUNNY (Wins The Precious) ===== $47.70

ALSO RAN

RAVEN ====================== $43.50

GOTADUN-QH ================= $42.90

JOHN HENRY ================== $36.20

CATALINA ==================== $29.80

RUFFIAN ===================== $25.40

AND YES FOLKS -- COMFORTABLE IN "HIS" DOG HOUSE --- AGAIN
IS YOUR HOTY / SS DC => CRIMINAL TYPE = $23.60
ONLY A MEAGER $2.80 KEPT RUFFIAN FROM TAKING OVER
AND REMODELING!
JUST SHOWS HOW DETERMINED HE IS TO KEEP CONTROL OF THE PROPERTY

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SANTA ANITA
AND A SAFE - SOBER - NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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