Good afternoon and welcome to Remington Park
Our Feature Event Will Be MIDWEEK MAYHEM
With Scratches Of Real Quiet + Roamin
Defending Champion Cruzan
Will Have 7 Competitive Challengers
Trying to prevent another repeat Victory Gallop
The Energetic 8 Are In The Gate Ready To Run
And Away They Go In The Midweek Mayhem
Roamin, Dusty + Blunny away with A short early lead
Followed closely by the Energizer Blunny
Out Of The Turn They Come
It is now Roamin a length in front of Blunny
It’s a long way back to Dusty followed by Cruzan
Even farther back are Thunder Cat and Digger
Meandering along in a world of their own ~ The Tiger
+ Cheetah
Tiger Dancer and Ruffian Showing no signs of interest or speed yet
They’re At The Top Of The Stretch
Roamin Continues to show the way now alone on the lead
Blunny did not handle the turn well - losing momentum and dropping back
But still far ahead of the rest of the runners
And Down The Stretch They Come
Roamin remains in front having everything go his way
Suddenly the crowd is on their feet screaming like Banshees
The Reason for the outcry is Due to Ruffian + Dusty
The 2 Frisky Fillys Finding Their Freakishly Fast Mojo
Are passing everybody in front with every stride they take
Ruffian and Dusty now overtaking Roamin lead the way
Blunny is several lengths behind Roamin
It’s a long way back to defending champion Cruzan
Who sees his repeat chances disappearing in the distance
Even farther back a trio of Digger, Thunder Cat, Tiger Dancer
With no chance of any money going to the bank today
With one final Display Of Supersonic Speed ~
Ruffian has left Dusty in her mighty wake
Releasing Her Inner Cheetah
To reach the Wire Alone By Daylight
Roamin much the best of the rest is next
The Energizer Blunny will once again Hop to The Shire To Steal The Precious
Ruffian Must have discovered something special in her Catnip
Winning Supurr Saturday + Midweek Mayhem In The Same Week!
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
RUFFIAN
$91.80
The early Purrr turning into A Mighty Roar
DUSTY 🌪 $76.70
Impressive closing kick from far back to be the Bridesmaid
ROAMIN 🏎 $73.90
Super speed in the first half
But losing momentum to Catch The Bodacious Bouquet
BLUNNY
$56.90
It’s amazing how often this Colt Visits The Shire To Steal The Precious
((DC)) CRUZAN 🏍 $41.80
DIGGER
$34
THUNDER CAT
$20
TIGER
DANCER
$17.30
Not a lot of money but enough to buy her the Key
to the Cat
House
Where Catnip, Meow Mix + Chippendales Await
The Male Dancers
NOT The Rodents
We now bid farewell to Remington Park
We hope you enjoyed the show
See you again next Midweek Mayhem
Wherever Ruffian Chooses To Go
ONCE AGAIN TO CRUZAN 
LOVE 
AFFAIR WITH REMINGTON PARK 
Not 05 00 10 = 07! ) 
In The Cat 
House
Results 
DQ 
+ Cheetah 
$56.90
$34
$20
$17.30 
to the Cat 
NOT The Rodents 