SUPURR SATURDAY— 7/31 * RESULTS * @ SARATOGA

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ROAMIN
Hard Fought Victory By A Slim Whisker!

VENUE = WHERE ELSE IN MID-SUMMER! aka = SARATOGA

POST TIMES
ET = 1:05
CT = 12:05
MT = 11:05
PT = 10:05

FEATURE EVENT
SUMMERTIME SPALICIOUS STAKES

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR + SEE DQ

[RUFFIAN]

Good afternoon and welcome to Supurr Saturday At Saratoga

FEATURE EVENT = SUMMERTIME SPALICIOUS STAKES
With the Scratches of Raven + Catalina on R+R ~
Defending Champion Roamin, Will have nine confident challengers
Are trying to send him from the Penthouse to The Dog House

The Tenacious Ten in the gate ready to run

And They’re Off In The Summertime Spalicious Stakes

Duplicating her namesake of THE CHEETAH
Ruffian has left the field In her mighty wake of Supurr Speed
All wondering if there are Gate had Malfunctioned

Out Of The Turn They Come

Ruffian Is so far ahead of the field it is like watching an exhibition

Two other “Feline “ Fillys are 23 Lengths Behind The Cheetah
Tiger Dancer and Thunder Cat

Where are all of the COLTS?

The Answer is = They’re all running behind the Fillys
Having Dirt flying in their faces and Egos being destroyed

Real Quiet + Digger I tried to save face for the Colts
But so far behind It will take Zenyatta type closing kick to catch up

They’re At The Top Of The Stretch
Ruffian’s acceleration has increased even more
Separating herself from the field by at least 33 lengths

Thunder Cat + Tiger Dancer Still trying to catch the runaway Cheetah

Real Quiet is trying his best to gather momentum chasing the girls

About 13 lengths back are
Dusty Digger Blunny Cruzan 🏍 Post Time Mike
And the Defending Champion Roamin 🏎 Meandering along
Somehow failing to find the stamina and power he had last time

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
Ruffian putting on a Display Of Speed, Acceleration + Power

Thunder Cat and Tiger Dancer
are still about 23 lengths behind The Fiercely Fast Filly

Suddenly a huge raw has exploded from the crowd
Eyes are turning away from Ruffian To the back of the pack

Like a supersonic Jet or an impersonation of Zenyatta
Dusty Is firing on all cylinders passing one after another
But will it be too little too late

The Answer comes in a Dazzling display Of acceleration and determination
Shocking the fans and even more so Ruffian’s Jockey

There was simply no way this Filly What is going to lose the race
And yet incredibly she has at the very last moment

Today’s race will probably be in contention for
Meow Mix award Race Of The Year

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY $148.20
Dazzling Display Of Determination - Acceleration + Power

RUFFIAN $119.70
Shocked, Sad Bewildered trying to comprehend how she lost

THUNDER CAT $86.60
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet

TIGER DANCER $67.80
Will Roar on to The Shire To Steal The Precious

REAL QUIET $51.20

DIGGER $45.80

BLUNNY $29.90 cents

CRUZAN 🏍 $26

POST TIME MIKE $24

{{ DC }} ROAMIN 🏎 $20.70
We have a first-time Event of A Double Yo-Yo Dude Trophy
Roamin Went From Dog House To Penthouse
Back To Dog House Consecutively

We now leave Saratoga
With a memory beyond belief
There was just no way at all
That Ruffian would be beat

Leaving us remembering The famous words
IT AIN’T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS

And today she sang loud and clear
“AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST”