MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ** RESULTS ** ~ 3/3 @ TURFWAY PARK

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATULATIONS ROAMIN
Gate To Wire Determination and Pizzazz

VENUE: TURFWAY PARK

FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES

FIERCE FLAMBOYANT FILLYS
VS:
CLEVER CONTENTIOUS COLTS

POST TIMES
ET = 6:15
CT = 5:15
MT = 4:15
PT = 3:15

SCOREKEEPER

IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE
AMIDST CATNIP... CAT CHOW + CHIPPENDALES
CALCULATOR IN CLAWS IS THUNDER CAT

IF SHE IS UNABLE TO GRASP CALCULATOR IN PAWS
RUFFIAN WILL ROAR IN WITH RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WIZE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
BE WRONG AND SEE DQ



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[RUFFIAN]

No time to be witty
No time to be clever
Inadvertently somehow
I deleted my endeavor

I spent so much time
And Had finished it all
The middle finger of universe
Then Answered the call

Without any warning
My race call will gone
No way to retrieve it
I only can moan

So here the results
When 2 Came to Run
The other five came
If only for fun

Two ran like horses
5 ran like Snails
Two brought home money
5 Brought back Wails

We had no Real Quiet
No Raven did fly
Catalina is resting
Returns by and by

Right out of the gate
Only two ran for money
Defending champ Roamin
And the Energizer Blunny

So here are the totals
The end of the story
Was the Blunny himself
With BOTS Day Colt Glory

OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

ENERGIZER BLUNNY $74.40
Speed and power gate to wire

(DC) ROAMIN 🏍 $50.60
Not enough for a repeat victory
But enough to be the BridesMan

RUFFIAN $34.40
Enough money to catch the Bodacious Bouquet

TIGER DANCER $16.60
Travel money to the shire to Steel The Precious

THUNDER CAT $9.40

DUSTY $8.40

CRUZAN 🏎 $7.20
Spent most of the race
relaxing in the golden goose egg nest
In the final strides found the Key to the Dog House

We now leave Kentucky
And all that we ask
Stay safe and healthy
And remember your Mask