GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FRISKY FACILE FILLYS VS: CANTANKEROUS CAGEY COLTS!
WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF: REAL QUIET, BRI & CATALINA
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT,
WILL HAVE 7 COMBATIVE CHALLENGERS ALL TRYING TO PREVENT
A FELINE-THUNDER-STORM REPEAT ROAR AT THE FINISH LINE
THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROMP
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE
FOUR OF EIGHT AWAY QUICKLY ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE
RUFFIAN ~ ROAMIN ~ RAVEN & BLUNNY
JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE THUNDER CAT & DUSTY
AS THE TRAILING TWIN TURTLES ARE TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
FOUR IN FRONT BUT NOT THE SAME FOUR WHO LEFT THE GATE
IT IS NOW THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN & RAVEN
10 LENGTHS BACK ARE RUFFIAN ~ ROAMIN ~ DUSTY + TIGER DANCER
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RAVEN HAS SUDDENLY SPROUTED HIS RACING WINGS TO TAKE
A HUGE LEAD OVER THE FIELD WHO WILL NEED THEIR OWN WINGS
TO CATCH THE CAREFREE CAPRICIOUS COLT IN COMMAND!
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS ON A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY
AND GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY AWAKENED HER 'INNER-ROAR'
AND IS RIGHT AT BLUNNY'S FLUFFY TAIL!
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY DUSTY & CRUZAN
THE TRAILING SNAILS RE RUFFIAN & ROAMIN WHO SEEM TO BE
VYING FOR EITHER CAT HOUSE OR DOG HOUSE RESERVATIONS
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
RAVEN CONTINUES TO FLY AWAY FROM THE COMPETITION
WHO ARE FAILING TO CHALLENGE THE CAPABLE COLT IN COMMAND
BLUNNY IS DOING HIS BEST BUT NOT GAINING ON THE LEADER
TIGER DANCER & DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT NECK & NECK
IN THEIR OWN BATTLE FOR THE BOUQUET OR THE PRECIOUS
HERE COMES THE WIRE & HERE IS THE RAVEN FLYING HOME UNCONTESTED EASILY WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS
THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY EASILY 2ND BEST IS THE BRIDESMAID
TIGER DANCER IN A LAST MINUTE RAMBUNCTIOUS ROAR,
CATCHES THE ''BODACIOUS BOUQUET''
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, BY A WHISKER ~
MISSES THE BOUQUET BUT DOES STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
BATTLE OF THE SEXES
{{REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO: CATZILLA }}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
RAVEN = $67.70
* Sprouted Wings Gate To Wire For Colts BOTS Glory
BLUNNY = $53.90
* Bunny BridesMan
TIGER DANCER = $45.70
* Late Roar To Catch The Bouquet
{DC} THUNDER CAT = $43.60
* Thunders Off To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
DUSTY = $37.90
CRUZAN = $36.40
RUFFIAN = $29.10
ROAMIN = $21.70
* Inherits The Key To Ye Ole DOG HOUSE, Calculator For Next Week
Milk Bone Biscuits & Vegas Show Girls!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FLORIDA FAREWELL
WISHING ALL TO BE SAFE, SOBER IF POSSIBLE ~
CAUTIOUS BUT NOT OVER REACTIONARY
AWARE BUT NOT ABSURD
HOMEBOUND
BUT HELPFUL WHEN POSSIBLE TO THOSE IN NEED
TRY TO REMAIN OPTIMISTIC
THIS TOO SHALL PASS
WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN
