RESULTS COMPLETE WITH AMAZING GRAPHICS CAN BE SEEN AT THOROUGHBRED RACING FANS.COM // HANDICAP FORUM THE BASIC RESULTS WITHOUT GRAPHICS AS FOLLOWS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
OUR SIMULCAST TAKES US TO AQUEDUCT, SANTA ANITA & TAMPA BAY
WITH THE CLOCKS 'SPRINGING AHEAD' ON SUNDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE
"LET'S DO THE TIME-WARP AGAIN"
HONORING THE 'TIME CHANGE' OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER
THE ULTIMATE TIME LORD OF ALL: DR WHO
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DALEKS!
WITH THE SCRATCH OF REAL QUIET, DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN
WILL HAVE ELEVEN CONNIVING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
A REPEAT RAMBUNCTIOUS ROARING 'CHEETAH' AT THE WIRE
WE ALSO WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME BACK PEEPTOAD
RETURNING TODAY AFTER A LONG LAY OFF
WONDERFUL TO SEE HER LEAPING INTO THE GATE AGAIN!
THE DAZZLING DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK
AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'TIME WARP' STAKES
RAVEN HAS FLOWN AWAY FROM THE FIELD WITH AMAZING
SPEED LEAVING THE REST IN HIS FLIGHT PATH TO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
RAVEN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
BUT NOW IS JOINED BY CATALINA & BLUNNY
THIS SPEEDY TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY
THUNDER CAT, TIGER DANCER, PEEPTOAD & RUFFIAN
WAY FAR BACK IN ANOTHER 'TIME ZONE'
ROAMIN ~ CRUZAN ~ BRI ~ POST TIME MIKE & DUSTY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RAVEN STILL FLYING HIGH
CATALINA RIGHT THERE WITH HIM
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HOPPING RIGHT ALONG
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO SEEM TO BE STRUGGLING WITH THE TRACK TODAY
A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP ACROSS THE TRACK IS STILL FAR BACK
PEEPTOAD ~ THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN ~ BRI
EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE DUSTY ~ CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
THE TENACIOUS TRIO CONTINUE TO SHOW THE WAY
RAVEN ~ CATALINA & THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS SOMEONE IS FLYING UP THE RAIL AT TIME WARP SPEED
YES INDEED ~ RUFFIAN HAS GIVEN THE CUE TO HER ''INNER-CHEETAH''
PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE
BUT JUST AS ALL EYES ARE WATCHING THE DEFENDING CHAMP
ANOTHER HUGE SCREAM ERUPTS FROM THE CROWD AS NOW
CATALINA CAN WAIT NO LONGER AND ROARS PAST RAVEN
TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD HEADING TO THE WIRE
BY OPEN DAYLIGHT ~ CATALINA COMING OFF ANOTHER WIN
IN HER LAST RACE, LEAVES THE RAVEN WITH BRIDESMAID WINGS
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' HOPS STRONGLY ENOUGH INTO 3RD
DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WITH COLOSSAL CHEETAH SPEED
HEADS TO THE SHIRE INSTEAD OF THE PENTHOUSE
TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
{{REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CALCULATING-CAT-IN-CHARGE}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATALINA = $93.40
* Speed From Another Time Zone
RAVEN = $65.70
* High Flying First Half ~ Fluttering In Final Furlongs
BridesMan Of The Time Warp
BLUNNY = $64.80
* Hops High To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet
{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $57.50
* Snail Speed 1st Half ~ Cheetah Power To Steal 'The Precious'
Off To The Shire With Dr Who In The Tardis
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
PEEPTOAD = $35.90
THUNDER CAT = $33.10
TIGER DANCER = $32.90
ROAMIN = $31.30
BRI = $21.70
DUSTY = $13.20
CRUZAN = $7.30
POST TIME MIKE = $2.80
*Appeared To Be Trying For A Golden Goose Egg For Dinner!
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND SUPURR SATURDAY FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
AND REMINDING EVERYONE TO LEAP INTO SPRINGTIME SUNDAY
CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD
* PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FORMAT WHICH IS DIFFERENT *