GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE 'SLIM PICKINS' STAKES
WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF BRI & RAVEN
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE 9 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP ANOTHER 'DRAMATIC DUSTING' AT THE WIRE
THE TANTALIZING TEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK!
AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''SLIM PICKINS'' STAKES
8 OUT OF 10 ARE OFF & AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
LEAVING RUFFIAN & DUSTY STALLED WHEN THEIR GATES OPENED
THE 2 FILLYS WILL HAVE A LOT OF GROUND TO MAKE UP!
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
IT'S A DYAMIC DUO WAY OUT IN FRONT LEADING THE WAY
POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET
SEPARATING THEMSELVES BY DAYLIGHT FROM THE FIELD EARLY ON
THUNDER CAT IS ON THE MOVE AND QUICKLY MOVING UP
JUST A COUPLE OF LENGTHS BACK ARE TIGER DANCER & CATALINA
THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZED BLUNNY IS NEXT 3 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FILLYS
ITS A HUGE GAP BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
WHO SO FAR HAVE NOT YET BEGUN ANY REAL RUNNING!
CRUZAN ~ ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN & DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
LIKE AN ELECTRIFIED LIGHTNING BOLT, POST TIME MIKE HAS LEFT
REAL QUIET IN HIS DUST RUNNING AWAY FROM THE FIELD AND
PUTTING ON A ONE HORSE EXHIBITION OF SUPREMACY & POWER
REAL QUIET APPEARS STARTLED ~ STUNNED & SHOCKED
LOSING THE LEAD THAT FREAKISHLY FAST!
IT IS STILL A LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
POST TIME MIKE IS MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF THE RACE
SO FAR IN FRONT, WE NEED BINOCULARS TO FIND THE REST OF
THE RUNNERS BEHIND THE CONFIDENT CLASSY COLT IN FRONT
SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR IS ERUPTING FROM THE CROWD
AS ALL EYES ARE LOOKING BACK AWAY FROM THE COLT AHEAD
WHAT IS CAUSING THE FRUCKUS?
IT IS TIGER DANCER WITH A SUPURRR SONIC SHOW OF SPEED
ROARING FROM THE CLOUDS
AND NOW JOINED BY DEFENDING CHAMP. DUSTY AS THE TWO
FLAMBOYANT FILLYS ARE PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE, TOO FAR, TOO LATE?
TIGER DANCER HAS LEFT DUSTY BEHIND AND NOW HAS ROARED
RIGHT ON BY REAL QUIET, WITH THE 'EYE OF THE TIGER' FOCUSED
ON POST TIME MIKE, SO FAR IN FRONT, IT'S GONNA TAKE
EVERY OUNCE OF 'TIGER-POWER' TO CATCH HIM!
CAN THE FIERCE FERVENTLY FAST FILLY DO A TIGER IMPERSONATION
OF THE GREAT ZENYATTA AND CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT AHEAD?
THE CAPRICIOUS COLT IN FRONT, GLANCING BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER
DECIDES THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS A DEFINITIVE 'NO WAY'
AND WITH YET ANOTHER SUPREME SURGE OF SPEED,
INCREASING HIS LEAD OVER THE REST OF THE FIELD
BY AN AMAZING 30+ LENGTHS CROSSES THE WIRE
WITH A RECORD BREAKING PERFORMANCE
TIGER DANCER WITH AN IMPRESSIVE CLOSING ROAR OF HER OWN
TAKES THE BRIDESMAID HONORS WITH A SPARKLING LATE RUN
REAL QUIET, SO FREAKY FAST FROM THE GATE
HOLDS ON TO CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET N 3RD
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WITH NO REPEAT TROPHY
WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
REPORT ALL $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CAT-COMMANDER
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POST TIME MIKE = $217.30 !!! OMG!
*** NEW 2020 ''CAIXA ELETRONICA'' RECORD!
A CATCH-HIM-IF-YA-CAN CHALLENGE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
TIGER DANCER = $95.60
* Colossal Closing Kick To Capture The Bridesmaid of The Day Trophy
REAL QUIET = $70.40
* Excellent Effort On Any Other Day!
{{DC}} DUSTY $64.30
* Late To Find Best Stride, But, Phenomenal Finish!
$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$
THUNDER CAT = $43.80
CATALINA = $27.60
ROAMIN = $27
BLUNNY = $23.40
CRUZAN = $22.70
RUFFIAN = $16.20
*Turtle Tempo ~ Cheetah Snoozin Back At The Barn!
Heads To The Cat House For Catnip-Cat Chow & Chippendales!
*** The Male Exotic Dancers = NOT The Rodents! ***
WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FLORIDA FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!
VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK