GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT SUNNY TAMPA BAY DOWNS
OUR DOUBLE HEADER CO-FEATURE EVENT
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS CLEVER CONTENTIOUS COLTS
AND
INTERNATIONAL CHEETAH DAY!
''ROAR OR REGRET'' STAKES
WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA, BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT
WHO ALL HAD FLIGHT DELAYS AND MISSED THE GATE ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, WILL HAVE 6 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
THE SIZZLIN SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''ROAR OR REGRET'' STAKES
IT'S DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, AWAY QUICKLY TO TAKE
AN EARLY LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
ROAMIN CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
JUST A FEW LENGTHS BACK IS THE TRIO OF
TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN & BRI
ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
AND TRAILING THE FIELD FAR BACK IS RUFFIAN
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
ROAMIN LEADING THE WAY LOOKING CONFIDENTLY IN COMMAND
CIGARSHOP HAS INCREASED HIS SPEED NOW IN 2nd
CRUZAN ~ BRI ~ TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY ARE 7 LENGTHS BACK
AND RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY KNEW TODAY WAS
''INTERNATIONAL CHEETAH DAY'' ~
HAS LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' TAKE THE DAY OFF!
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
ROAMIN REMAINS IN COMMAND
CIGARSHOP NOT CLOSE ENOUGH YET TO CHALLENGE
ANOTHER 6 LENGTHS BACK ARE BRI ~DUSTY & TIGER DANCER
AS RUFFIAN CONTINUES TO MEANDER ALONG FAR FAR BACK
SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR ERUPTS FROM THE CROWD
CRUZAN HAS SPROUTED INVISIBLE PEGASUS WINGS
AND IS FLYING UP THE RAIL WITH INCREDIBLE MOMENTUM
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE TO CATCH & PASS ROAMIN?
THE ANSWER CAME IN THE 'WINX' OF AN EYE
WITH A RESOUNDING = 'YES HE CAN'
WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF HOOF, CRUZAN HAS FLOWN HIS WAY
RIGHT INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE CAPTURING COLT BOTS GLORY
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, HOLDS ON FOR 2ND
A BRIDESMAID TROPHY INSTEAD OF REPEAT VICTORY
CIGARSHOP CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET IN 3RD
BRI HEADS TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
''ROAR OR REGRET'' STAKES
}{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO CATZILLA }{
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATNIP & CALCULATOR CAN RESULT IN CAT-ASTROPHE!
CRUZAN = $61.20
* Dog House To PentHouse In An Incredible Final Furlong!
All ROAR No REGRET For This Capable Colt!
{{DC}} ROAMIN = $35.60
* Bold + Brave Gate To Wire
CIGARSHOP = $35.50
*Misses The Bridesmaid Spot By A Whisker
BRI = $22.20
* OutRun By 3 Contentious Colts
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
DUSTY = $22 {Misses The Precious By $ 20 Cents!
TIGER DANCER = $21.40
RUFFIAN = $3.80
*Just Misses Another {#3} Golden Goose Egg! OMG
Repeat Visit To The Cat House
Catnip & Chippendales = Not A Bad Compensation
For Giving Her Inner-Cheetah The Day Off!
WE NOW BID YOU GOOD EVENING FROM FLORIDA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY
