MIDWEEK MAYHEM RESULTS = 10/23 @ Keeneland

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM

TODAY WE ARE AT KEENELAND RACE TRACK IN KENTUCKY
WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT, WILL HAVE
7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS, TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROMP

THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

LIKE A TRUE CHEETAH, IT IS RUFFIAN ROARING OUT OF THE GATE
LEAVING THE FIELD IN HER WAKE

BUT NOT TO BE OUTDONE, IT IS NOW DUSTY, EQUALLY SPEEDY
JOINING RUFFIAN ON A HUGE LEAD OVER THE FIELD
HEADING INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

IT IS STILL THE TWO FEISTY FAST FILLYS IN COMMAND
15 LENGTHS BACK ARE ROAMIN & CIGARSHOP

ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK ARE THE TURTLE TEMPO TRAILERS
CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER + THUNDER CAT

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THE DYNAMIC DUO OF PHENOMENALLY FAST FILLYS LEAD THE WAY
RUFFIAN WHOSE 'INNER-CHEETAH' WAS READY TO ROAR
FROM THE GATE AND DUSTY EQUALLY FRISKY TODAY

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS NEXT BUT SO FAR BACK HE WILL
ONLY BE LUCKY TO GET 3RD OR 4TH PLACE MONEY

EVEN FARTHER BACK IS ROAMIN WITH A SLIM CHANCE OF MOOHLAH

CIGARSHOP SURROUNDED BY THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER IS NEXT
BUT FOR SOME ODD REASON, SEEMS TO HAVE GRIN ON HIS FACE

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

RUFFIAN LETTING HER INNER CHEETAH' RUN WILD LEADS THE WAY
DUSTY STAYING RIGHT WITH HER AT HER TAIL

NOBODY IS GONNA CATCH THESE TWO FIERCE FILLYS ON FIRE

ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS NEXT
THE COLT IS ALL OUT BUT RUNNING ON A 1/2 CHARGED BATTERY

ROAMIN IS ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP WHO FINALY SEPARATED HIMSELF
FROM THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER, THO, BEGRUDGINGLY

MEANDERING ALONG LIKE TWIN TURTLES
DEFENDING CHAMP, THUNDER CAT WHO SAW HER CHANCE
OF A REPEAT WIN DISAPPEAR WHEN THE GATES OPENED

TIGER DANCER WHO IS DOING THE SLOW SNAIL SAMBA
SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SPEED AT ALL TODAY

IT WILL BE A RACE TO THE CAT HOUSE BETWEEN THESE 2 FILLYS

HEADING TO THE WIRE, IT IS THE 2 FIERCELY FAST FILLYS
NOW LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE TO THE WIRE

RUFFIAN ROARING BY A WHISKER
DUSTY STAYING RIGHT WITH 'THE CHEETAH'

AT THE WIRE ~ THE SUPURR SPEED OF THE CHEETAH PREVAILS

DUSTY A SIZZLING STRONG BRIDESMAID
BLUNNY CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQET IN 3RD
ROAMIN HEADS TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{REPORT ANY $$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CALCULATING-CAT IN CHARGE}}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
CATNIP, CHIPPENDALES & CALCULATOR = UNRELIABLE

RUFFIAN $67.40
* Keeneland Cheetah Queen For A Day

DUSTY = $62
* Dusted Off The Rest Of The Field Convincingly

BLUNNY = $40.80
*Energizer Bunny-Battery 1/2 Charged


ROAMIN = $28.20
* Steals 'The Precious'

$$$ ALSO RAN $$$

CRUZAN $15

CIGARSHOP = $10.80

{{DC}} THUNDER CAT = $3.40
*So Close To A Yo-Yo-Mama Trophy

TIGER DANCER = $0
*GOLDEN GOOSE EGG


WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM KEENELAND
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME!