GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO
**THE 2013 MEOW~MIX AWARDS**
HONORING THE 'BEST OF THE BEST'!!!
WE ARE DELIGHTED TO PRESENT OUR MASTER OF CEREMONIES
FOR THIS EVENING....
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE: MR ROD SERLING
I AM HONORED AT BEING ASKED TO MC THIS HIGHLY ACCLAIMED CEREMONY
AND THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE BEFORE OUR JOURNEY BEGINS".......
THERE IS A 5th DIMENSION BEYOND THAT WHICH IS KNOWN TO MAN.
A DIMENSION AS VAST AS SPACE & AS TIMELESS AS INFINITY
IT IS THE MIDDLE GROUND BETWEEN LIGHT & SHADOW
BETWEEN SCIENCE & SUPERSTITION
THIS IS THE DIMENSION OF -------> IMAGINATION <-------
SO COME ALONG ON THIS JOURNEY TO AN AREA WE CALL -----
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DO NOT BE CONCERNED
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR VIEWING SCREEN OR EYES
DO NOT ATTEMPT ADJUSTMENTS ..... WE ARE CONTROLLING THE TRANSMISSION
SO JUST SIT QUIETLY
AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO PARTICIPATE IN A GRANDE ADVENTURE
AND EXPERIENCE THE AWE AND MYSTERY WHICH REACHES
~~~FROM THE INNER MIND TO ~ ~ ~
AND THAT JOURNEY BEGINS NOW .........
ONCE UPON A TIME ..... IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY
ON A PLANET CALLED GALLIFREY ~~
THERE WAS A BLUE LONDON POLICE BOX SPINNING IN SPACE
IT WAS CALLED THE TARDIS
(TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE)
AKA ===> A TIME MACHINE
THE CHIEF RESIDENT / TIME LORD, KNOWN AS "THE DOCTOR"
TRAVELS THRU TIME & SPACE WITH HIS COMPANIONS:
A VERY GRUMPY CAT~~
AND A PERSNICKETY POMERANIAN NAMED 'QRFUFFL'
LANGUAGE WAS NO PROBLEM BETWEEN THESE 3
AS THAT ISSUE WAS EASILY RESOLVED BY THE
TARDIS LANGUAGE TRANSLATOR
BUT LATELY THE COMPANIONS WERE GETTING BORED
SO THE DOCTOR DECIDED TO END THE BOREDOM FOR THEM
WITH A NEW EXCITING ADVENTURE
THE DOCTOR DREW THEM NEAR AND TOLD THEM
THEY WERE GOING TO EXPLORE A STRANGE NEW WORLD
WITH SOME EVEN STRANGER ACTIVITIES
THAT PERHAPS MIGHT EASE THEIR BOREDOM
THAT STRANGE NEW WORLD IS CALLED: EARTH
WHERE THEY HAVE A PECULIAR EVENT THAT MANY SEEM TO ENJOY
THEY HONOR BIG BEASTS KNOWN AS 'HORSES'
THEY SPEND MANY HOURS ON A REGULAR BASIS WATCHING THEM RUN IN CIRCLES
THEY EVEN BET MONEY ON WHO CAN RUN FASTER
WHO RUNS BETTER ON TURF OR DIRT
THEY EVEN DEBATE WHO IS THE BETTER GENDER ------
FEMALES KNOWN AS FILLIES & MALES CALLED COLTS
SEEMS LIKE SUCH FOOLISHNESS
BUT IF IT HELPS CURE THEIR BOREDOM ---- SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WE GO!
MEOW MIX SPACE STATION REPORTING ON THE
TRAJECTORY OF THE DOCTOR & THE TARDIS
LATEST GPS SHOWS THE TARDIS SPINNING TO EARTH
AND ABOUT TO LAND AT HOLLYWOOD PARK RACETRACK
AMIDST THE TREES NEARBY....
AVOIDING BEING SEEN BY THE EARTH INHABITANTS WHO
ARE BUSY SCURRYING INTO THE AWARDS CEREMONY
WHICH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
GRUMPY CAT & QRFUFFL ARE NOT IMPRESSED YET
BUT THE DOCTOR HAS ASSURED THEM THAT THE BEST IS YET TO COME
PATIENCE IS A QUALITY NOT FAMILIAR TO THOSE 2 COMPANIONS
AS THE DOCTOR & HIS COMPANIONS PEEK THRU THE TREES
THEY NOW CAN SEE THE RED CARPET LINED WITH ALFALFA
WHICH APPARENTLY IS THE PATH THAT THE 'HONORED ONES'
WOULD BE WALKING DOWN
MOVING IN A BIT CLOSER FOR A BETTER VIEW
THEY NOW SEE WHAT APPEARS TO BE THE MASTER OF CEREMONIES --
MR ROD SERLING WHO WILL BE CONDUCTING THE EVENING'S EVENT
LET'S LISTEN IN ----
GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO **THE 2013 MEOW~MIX AWARDS**
BEFORE WE BEGIN WITH THIS YEAR'S AWARDS....WE WANT YOU TO
WELCOME THE REIGNING HORSE OF THE YEAR
THIS ROOKIE FILLY WON ALMOST EVERY AWARD POSSIBLE
AND HERE SHE COMES ---- PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE FOR
~TY88~
AND NOW IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT THE SHINING STARS OF 2013:
TY88 = 2012 HOTY
CRIMINAL TYPE = 2011 HOTY
2012 = CRAFTY PROSPECTOR AWARD
COLT OF THE YEAR
AWESOME AGAIN AWARD
RUFFIAN = 2012 -- SS CHAMPION -- CAIXA ELETRONICA AWARD
DUSTY = 2010 HOTY
2012 = MOST IMPROVED -- LOST IN THE FOG AWARD
KD = 2011 DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD
EL PRADO
GOTADUN-QH
REAL QUIET = 2012 BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
HORSE CRAZY GAL = 2012 LION HEART AWARD
TIGER DANCER = 2011 ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
2012 = DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD & THEATRICAL AWARD
JOHN HENRY
JT DANCER
CIGARSHOP
CATALINA
HIWAY GAL
PEEPTOAD
RAVEN
RSA
POST TIME MIKE
AND NOW FOR THE FIRST AWARD OF THE EVENING....
THE 2013 BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR ~
WHO CAME IN 2nd MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE?
THIS SEASON IT WAS A CLOSE RACE TO THIS AWARD
IT IS A DEAD HEAT FOR 2nd PLACE WITH 13 POINTS EACH:
~ CRIMINAL TYPE & CIGARSHOP ~
AND THE WINNER IS: ~RUFFIAN~ WITH 14 POINTS
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: MOST IMPROVED
NOMINEES INCLUDE:
EL PRADO
JT DANCER
CIGARSHOP
TIGER DANCER
THIS FILLY MANAGED:
4 BOTS WINS
5 MM WINS
2 SS WINS & A FROSTED WHISKER
AND THE WINNER IS: ~TIGER DANCER~
SPEAKING OF **FROSTED WHISKERS**
**{Those Who Attempted A 3-Peat But Failed To Win It}
WE SAW 7 ACHIEVE THIS FEAT THIS YEAR:
RUFFIAN
GOTADUN-QH
DUSTY
EL PRADO
CIGARSHOP
TIGER DANCER
BUT THE EVEN MORE OUTSTANDING ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS
CRIMINAL TYPE GETTING 3 FROSTED WHISKERS
CONGRATS ~CRIMINAL TYPE~ ON THE TOP FROSTED WHISKER AWARD
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE RISEN STAR
WHO HAS RISEN FROM MAIDEN CLAIMER TO STAKES WINNER
WHO HAS SHOWED BRILLIANT ABILITY, DETERMINATION, COURAGE
IN SPITE OF ADVERSITY & DEFEAT ~
HERE TO PRESENT THE RISEN STAR AWARD ---
IS THE NAMESAKE OF THAT AWARD
PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAMPION: ** RISEN STAR! **
RESOUNDING STANDING OVATION AS RISEN STAR TROTS ON UP TO
THE PODIUM TO PRESENT THIS YEAR'S RECIPIENT
A HUSH HAS FALLEN OVER THE CROWD AS RISEN STAR PULLS A
PAPER FROM HIS SADDLE BAG ======
GIVING IT TO MR SERLING TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER
AND THE WINNER OF THE RISEN STAR AWARD FOR 2013 IS:
~ CIGARSHOP ~
HERE TO PRESENT OUR NEXT AWARD ~~ THE DISTORTED HUMOR TROPHY
PLEASE WELCOME DR. SHELDON COOPER FROM "THE BIG BANG THEORY"
"THANK YOU, MR SERLING
OF COURSE BEING THE WITTY CLEVER FELLOW I ALWAYS AM
THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO OTHER LOGICAL CHOICE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD!
ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE HAD TO GAIN 60 IQ POINTS
TO EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY BRILLIANT TWISTED WIT!"
THE UNANIMOUS CHOICE FOR THIS YEAR'S DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD
-----------------> A DEAD HEAT! <------------------
APPARENTLY THE VOTERS COULD NOT SEPARATE THESE TWO NOMINEES
WHICH ONE WAS MORE TWISTED WITTY?
SO THEY WILL SHARE THE AWARD .... BONDED BY THEIR DISTORTED HUMOR ~
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE OUR DYNAMIC DUO ...
~ TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP ~
AND HERE THEY COME ..... WHINNYING & CHORTLING ALL THE WAY
AS IF THEY HAD SOME SECRET NOBODY ELSE KNOWS!
OUR NEXT NEW AWARD IS THE DOG-HOUSE AWARD ~
WHO FINISHED IN LAST PLACE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE?
PRESENTING THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
BRIAN GRIFFIN ~ FROM: "FAMILY GUY" ~
RUNNER UP FOR THIS "HONOR" -(?)- IS ---> JOHN HENRY WITH 12 POINTS
BUT THE EASY WINNER IS ~CRIMINAL TYPE~ WITH 16 POINTS
SO NOW THE OLE DOG HOUSE IS ALL HIS TO RE-DECORATE!
THANK YOU BRIAN ~
WE ARE NOW GOING TO TAKE A SHORT BREAK
FOR THE HUMANS TO STRETCH THEIR 2 LEGS
AND THE HORSES TO GO GRAB SOME HAY & CARROTS
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DURING THE BREAK THE DOCTOR HAS DECIDED TO SURPRISE GRUMPY CAT & QRFUFFL
WITH A VISIT TO THE SHIRE TO MEET GANDALF & FRODO BAGGINS
IN A TARDIS IT'S LIKE A WINK OF AN EYE AND THERE YOU ARE!
STEPPING OUT OF THE TARDIS THE DOCTOR LEADS THE WAY TO THE SHIRE
WHERE FRODO IS TAKING HIS USUAL HOBBIT NAP ~
AWAKENED & VERY SURPRISED BUT EXCITED AT THIS UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM THE DOCTOR ...... FRODO FELL RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR ---
BUT BOUNCING RIGHT UP WITH JOY AT SEEING HIS VISITORS HE WENT TO GO FIND GANDALF
WHICH IS MORE LIKE A THOUGHT TRANSMISSION RATHER THAN WALKING
AND RIGHT THERE BEFORE THEIR VERY EYES..... GANDALF APPEARED
EQUALLY SURPRISED BUT JOYFUL AT SEEING HIS OLD FRIEND, THE DOCTOR
ASKING THE REASON FOR THIS UNEXPECTED VISIT
THE DOCTOR THEN MENTIONED THEIR EXPERIENCE AT THE MEOW MIX AWARDS
AND ALSO THE FACT THAT THEY GIVE A 'GOLLUM AWARD'
FOR WHOVER WINS THE RING BEARER TITLE & THE 'PRECIOUS' MORE THAN ANY OTHER
AT THIS COMMENT FRODO ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF HIS HOBBIT FEET --
EXCLAIMING . "WHAT? I AM THE RING BEARER AND ONLY I HAVE "THE PRECIOUS"
THE DOCTOR THAN REASSURED FRODO THAT THE TROPHY WAS A REPLICA
AND OF COURSE ONLY FRODO HAS POSSESSION OF THE ORIGINAL 'PRECIOUS'
ALTHOUGH IT SOMETIMES CAN POSSESS THE RING BEARER!
ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR GOLLUM WHO MAY BE LURKING NEARBY
EAGER TO ACCEPT THE DOCTOR'S INVITATION
TO GO BACK ALONG WITH THEM TO THE AWARDS CEREMONY
GANDALF, FRODO & THE DOCTOR WITH HIS COMPANIONS
BOARD THE TARDIS TO RETURN TO HOLLYWOOD PARK
ARRIVING AT THE CEREMONY THEY OBSERVE THAT THE MC IS BACK ON THE STAGE
AND ABOUT TO RESUME THE AWARDS PRESENTATIONS
THE 5 UNSEEN VISITORS QUIETLY PEEK THRU THE TREES TO WATCH -------
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"WELCOME BACK EVERYONE ~
WE WILL NOW CONTINUE WITH HONORING THE WINNERS OF THE YEAR
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE LOST IN THE FOG TROPHY
HERE TO PRESENT THAT TROPHY IS FOX MULDER FROM "THE X FILES"
---------------> 'WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?'
'THANKS MR SERLING ~
THIS YEAR WE HAVE A REPEAT WINNER OF THIS AWARD
WHICH IS GIVEN FOR ONE OF SEVERAL CRITERIA ....... BUT IN THIS CASE IT IS FOR
~WINNING WITH THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF MONEY~
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" ....... AND SO IS ~DUSTY~!!!
WHO MANAGED ONCE AGAIN TO WIN THIS UNUSUAL AWARD
HAVING WON A DAY WITH AN IMPRESSIVE .... $41.50
OUR NEXT AWARD IS NEW THIS YEAR....IT IS THE GOLLUM TROPHY
-- REPRESENTING THE HORSE WHO FINISHED 4th
AS THE 'RING BEARER' -- AKA 'THE PRECIOUS' -- MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHER
THE RUNNER UP FOR THIS AWARD IS: RUFFIAN WITH 10
BUT THE RUNAWAY WINNER WITH 17 'RINGS' IS ~GOTADUN-QH~
AS EVERYONE TURNS AROUND -- EXPECTING TO SEE GOTADUN-QH ~
WHAT TO THEIR WONDERING EYES DOES APPEAR BUT
GANDALF THE GRAY & FRODO BAGGINS WHO RUSH ONTO THE STAGE
ANNOUNCING THEY WOULD BE HONORED TO PRESENT THE AWARD TO
GOTADUN-QH --- EVEN IF "THE PRECIOUS" IS NOT THE ORIGINAL ONE WHICH
MUST ALWAYS REMAIN IN FRODO'S POSSESSION ~
JUST AS GOTADUN-QH STEPS ONTO THE STAGE ---
SUDDENLY THERE IS A HORRIBLE GRUNTING SOUND COMING FROM THE BACK
AND AS EVERYONE TURNS AROUND TO SEE WHAT IS CAUSING THIS COMMOTION
TO THEIR HORROR THERE IS GOLLUM WHO HAD SNUCK ONTO THE TARDIS
AND NOW IS SCREAMING AS HE RUNS UP THE AISLE
"MY PRECIOUS...MY PRECIOUS......GOTS TO HAVE MY PRECIOUS"
GDQH RUNS AWAY SHOUTING -- "NO NO NO - IT'S JUST AN AWARD --- HELP!"
GANDALF RUNS TO HER RESCUE
MAKING GOLLUM DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF SMOKE
WELL THAT MADE FOR A VERY EXCITING INTERLUDE!!!
NOW ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED ----
MR SERLING HAS REGAINED HIS COMPOSURE AND IS READY TO RESUME
THE AWARDS PRESENTATIONS ---
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE MID~WEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD ~ HERE IS CALEB THE GEIKO CAMEL
WHO TROTS UP ONTO THE STAGE ASKING: 'WHAT DAY IS THIS?
THE CROWD QUICKLY RESPONDS WITH -----> 'IT'S HUMP DAY!'
INDEED IT WAS ALL YEAR ---
THE DEAD HEAT OF CRIMINAL TYPE & EL PRADO
WAS RESOLVED BY THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY EACH HAD WON ---
**IN 2ND PLACE WITH $743.10 IS ----> EL PRADO
AND THE WINNER IS ~CRIMINAL TYPE~ --- EARNING: $920.10
AND NOW OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE B.O.T.S TROPHY
GIVEN TO THE WINNER OF ~ THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES ~
HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD ARE .... ROMEO & JULIET
WHO KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE ABOUT BATTLES
THE DEAD HEAT -- BETWEEN TIGER DANCER & EL PRADO WITH 4 WINS EACH
WAS RESOLVED AGAIN BY WHO HAD THE MOST MONEY ~
TIGER DANCER == $418
EL PRADO ===== $431
WINNER OF THE BOTS TROPHY IS ~EL PRADO~!
---AND---
** FILLIES ARE ~BOTS CHAMPIONS~ OF 2013!!! **
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE SUPURRR~SATURDAY CHAMPION
PRESENTED BY THE NAME THAT REMINDS US OF
**THE BEST SATURDAY IN THE YEAR ----> KENTUCKY DERBY DAY!!
AND HERE IS .... ORB
EXCITEMENT MOUNTS AS THE DERBY CHAMPION TROTS UP TO THE STAGE
ONCE AGAIN WE HAVE A 3-WAY DEAD HEAT -- DETERMINED BY MONEY WON:
IN 3rd PLACE IS --------------- CIGARSHOP ($504.40)
IN 2nd PLACE IS --------------- JT DANCER ($508..00)
AND THE SS WINNER FOR 2013 IS ------> DUSTY! ($519.70)
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE FILLY OF THE YEAR
PRESENTED BY: GARFIELD WHO LOVES THE FILLIES
THE RUNNER UP FOR THIS AWARD .... WITH 13 POINTS IS ---> DUSTY
AND THE WINNER WITH 16 POINTS IS -----> EL PRADO!
THE NEXT AWARD IS: THE 'CAIXA ELETRONICA' TROPHY
**FOR THE MOST MONEY WON IN A SINGLE DAY**
PRESENTED BY LAST YEAR'S WINNER:
"THANK YOU ---
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE
TO HONOR THIS GREAT RACEHORSE ~CAIXA ELETRONICA~
FOR WHOM THIS AWARD IS NAMED
IN ONE SHOCKING MOMENT ...
HE WAS RUN DOWN BY A RUNAWAY HORSE ON SATURDAY.....
AND PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE ~ HIS LIFE"
THIS YEAR THERE WAS NO DOUBT OF WHO WON THE MOST MONEY:
IT WAS HIGHWAY ROBBERY BY ~CRIMINAL TYPE~ WITH: $244.40
{JUST .40 CENTS OFF THE ALL TIME TRACK RECORD OF $244.80}
IRONICALLY ALSO HELD BY ------> ~CRIMINAL TYPE~
OUR NEXT AWARD IS ----- THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR TROPHY
FOR THE **MOST MONEY EARNED IN THE YEAR**
JOINTLY PRESENTED BY: DONALD TRUMP & BILL GATES
IN 2nd PLACE IS ----> DUSTY EARNING: $875.70
AND IT IS NO BIG SURPRISE......
THIS YEAR'S WINNER IS ~CRIMINAL TYPE~ ..... WHO EARNED: $1210.40
THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR: THE COLT OF THE YEAR
PRESENTED BY RIN TIN TIN -------> SUPER CANINE HERO
''WOOOOOF WOOOOOOF WOOOOOOF''
THIS YEAR'S WINNER WAS NOT EVEN A CLOSE RACE ~~
IT WAS THE YEAR OF THE TOP DOG - COLT
THE ONE WHO 'STOLE' ALL THE POINTS
THE SNEAKIEST CRIMINAL OF ALL ~
THE 'OLE WAR HORSE' ====> CRIMINAL TYPE
OUR NEXT AWARD IS ---- THE AWESOME AGAIN TROPHY
FOR THE ONE WHO REPEATS AN OUTSTANDING YEAR
AND THIS YEAR WE ARE PLEASED TO PRESENT THAT COVETED AWARD
TO REPEAT WINNER ~CRIMINAL TYPE~
IT IS NOW TIME TO PRESENT: THE WINNING RACE OF THE YEAR
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD IS A TRUE SUPERSTAR WHO KNOWS
HOW TO WIN A RACE OF THE YEAR ...... PLEASE WELCOME ---> ZENYATTA!
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET CHEERING --- SCREAMING
AS THE FILLY SUPERSTAR TROTS UP TO THE STAGE
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT THE TROPHY FOR THE
OUTSTANDING RACE OF THE YEAR TO ~JT DANCER~
** FOR WINNING THE ONLY ELUSIVE 3~PEAT OF THE YEAR!
WE WILL NOW TAKE A SHORT BREAK BEFORE PRESENTING
THE HIGHEST HONOR OF HORSE OF THE YEAR & CLOSING CEREMONIES
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WELCOME BACK EVERYONE
WE ARE NOW GOING TO PRESENT THE HIGHEST HONOR OF ACHIEVEMENT
FOR THE YEAR 2013 ~ THE COVETED HORSE OF THE YEAR TROPHY
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME ..... MR SPOCK
TRANSPORTING DOWN FROM THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
THANK YOU ROD ~
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO AWARD THE HORSE OF THE YEAR TO THE ONE
WHO WON THE FOLLOWING AWARDS & POINTS PLUS MONEY:
MID~WEEK MAYHEM
CAIXA ELETRONICA
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
COLT OF THE YEAR
3 FROSTED WHISKERS
AWESOME AGAIN AWARD
IT IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE.....
THE HORSE OF THE YEAR 2013 IS ~CRIMINAL TYPE~
CONGRATS TO THE 'OLE WAR HORSE' WHO JUST KEEPS ON KEEPIN ON!
JUST LIKE FINE WINE, THIS HORSE SEEMS TO GET BETTER WITH AGE!
WELL DONE!
WILL ALL THE AWARD WINNERS PLEASE COME BACK UP ON STAGE
FOR ONE MORE ROUND OF APPLAUSE
FOR AN OUTSTANDING YEAR OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL RUN NEXT YEAR!!!
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AS THE CROWD SLOWLY LEAVES HOLLYWOOD PARK
SADLY FOR THE VERY LAST TIME ~
A BLUE POLICE BOX CAN BE SEEN IN THE DISTANCE
SPINNING UP... UP .... AND AWAY ...... IN THE WINK OF AN EYE
ON BOARD THE DOCTOR IS WONDERING WHAT EFFECT THIS ADVENTURE
HAS HAD ON HIS COMPANIONS ~~
GRUMPY CAT ..... SOMEWHAT A-MEWSED ...... MANAGES A GRIN THAT RESEMBLES
A GRUMPY VERSION OF THE CHESHIRE CAT
QRFUFFL APPEARS NOT QUITE AS BORED ---
BUT HAVING DISCOVERED THE DUCK DYNASTY ON TV ~
NOW IS QUESTIONING THE MENTAL STATE OF EARTHLINGS.......
GANDALF & FRODO WILL BE DROPPED OFF AT THE SHIRE
WITH THE ORIGINAL 'PRECIOUS' SAFELY KEPT BY FRODO
WITH NO THREAT BY GOLLUM WHO WENT OFF TO LURK SOMEWHERE
AS THE DOCTOR WATCHES HOLLYWOOD PARK SLOWLY DISAPPEAR
A SHATTERING HORRENDOUS NOISE CAN BE HEARD
"EXTERMINATE ---- EXTERMINATE ---- EXTERMINATE"
THE DOCTOR IS HORRIFIED TO SEE A FLEET OF DALEKS
APPROACHING .... THEIR ONLY GOAL IS EXTERMINATE HOLLYWOOD PARK
--- AND PIECE BY PIECE EVERYTHING IS TORN DOWN AND DESTROYED ---
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE ~ 75 YEARS OF HISTORY IS GONE
NOTHING REMAINS BUT TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
SOMEHOW NO HUMANS OR ANIMALS WERE HARMED
THE DOCTOR MADE SURE OF THAT
QUICKLY TRANSPORTING THEM TO ANOTHER TRACK!
THEY WILL AWAKEN TOMORROW AT SANTA ANITA ..... WONDERING
ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUS DREAM THEY HAD WHILE AT THE
'2013 MEOW~MIX AWARDS CEREMONY'
ALTHOUGH HUMANS LIVE IN A SUNLIGHT WORLD
THEY BELIEVE TO BE "REALITY" -----
THERE IS, UNSEEN BY MOST.... AN UNDERWORLD .....
A PLACE THAT IS JUST AS REAL
BUT NOT AS BRIGHTLY LIT --------> A DARK SIDE
THE DARK SIDE IS ALWAYS THERE WAITING TO ENTER
OR WAITING TO ENTER US
SO ENJOY THE SUNLIGHT OF EARTH!!
WE NOW RETURN CONTROL OF YOUR VIEWING SCREEN
AND YOU -----> TO YOUR OWN VERSION OF "REALITY"
WISHING YOU THE HAPPIEST NEW YEAR FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER