CONGRATS TO POST TIME MIKE WHO HAD 10 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY WHICH PROVED TO
BE ABSOLUTELY FRUIT-LOOPS AS HE DESTROYED THE FIELD
WITH POWER & AUTHORITY! EVEN ERIC CARTMAN CHEERED!
VENUE: TAMPA BAY + SAN FELIPE = R6 @ SANTA ANITA
*** FEATURE EVENT: ''THE ''CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD'' STAKES ***
* REMINDER: IT IS RECOMMENDED TO ADD XTRA ## ON TURF RACES
* BECAUSE WAY TOO OFTEN PLAYERS ARE LEFT WITH NO PICK AT ALL
IF THEIR 2 OR 3 PIX ALL SCRATCH! --- IT CAN AND HAS HAPPENED!
*** BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! ***
*** POST TIMES:CHECK TAMPA BAY R1 ***
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SCROLL ON DOWN TO FIND
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERR, DQ AND WHINE!
(*No Cheese Served With Whine)
SUPURR SATURDAY: 3/10 *RESULTS* @ TAMPA + R6 SANTA ANITA
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RUFFIAN
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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
AT TAMPA BAY DOWNS, WHERE TODAY WE HAVE A POTENTIAL
3-PEAT EVENT FOR THE RECORD BOOKS AS POST-TIME-MIKE
WILL FACE 10 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT IT
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD' STAKES
SUNDAY OUR DAYS GET LONGER ~ MOODS GET HAPPIER WITH
MORE DAYLIGHT HOURS TO BE OUTDOORS!
ALSO, IN MARCH, OUR ANTICIPATION GROWS STRONGER
AS THE DERBY IS NOT FAR OFF & THE EXCITEMENT GROWS
WITH EVERY DERBY PREP RACE UNFOLDING ~
THE 11 RUNNERS ARE ALL BEHAVING NICELY IN THE GATE
YES ~ EVEN RUFFIAN WHO WE HEAR HAS HAD SOME TRAINING AT
THE FLORIDA WILD BIRD CENTER, SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED AS THE FLAMINGOES IN THE INFIELD HAVE NOT GOTTEN HER ATTENTION ~
AT LEAST NOT YET!
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD'' STAKES
LIKE A WILD JUNGLE CAT SEEING PREY JUST AHEAD, TIGER DANCER
ROARS TO A HUGE LEAD RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, LEAVING THE
OTHER 10 WONDERING IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED?
HER GIGANTIC LEAD LASTED ABOUT A MINUTE AS A TRIO OF
SUPER SPEEDY STEEDS = PEEPTOAD ~ CRUZAN ~ REAL QUIET
HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT AS THEY
HEAD INTO THE TURN WITH POST-TIME-MIKE NOW JOINING THOSE 4
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
PEEPTOAD HAS LEAPED TO THE LEAD ALONE NOW WITH A FIERCE
FOURSOME OF SPEEDSTERS ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ POST-TIME-MIKE & REAL QUIET
JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THOSE 5 ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN &CIGARSHOP
FAR BACK ARE CATALINA & DUSTY FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC
RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY HAS LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
SNOOZING BACK AT THE BARN!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY BUT HER CHALLENGERS
ARE COMING FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
THE ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'' WITH A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY IS
NOW JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT WITH REAL QUIET RIGHT ON HER TAIL
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
PEEPTOAD ALL OUT IS DOING HER BEST TO HOLD OFF BLUNNY
BUT HER BEST IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS THE COLT HAS
'HOPPED' RIGHT ON BY ~ NOW TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS GOING WILD SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS CIGARSHOP IS LIGHTING UP THE TOTE BOARD WITH RECORD
BREAKING FRACTIONS PASSING ALL THOSE IN FRONT OF HIM
RUFFIAN ALSO APPEARS TO HAVE AWAKENED HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
ROARING FROM THE CLOUDS BUT IT'S WAY TOO LITTLE - TOO LATE
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN HER BANK ACCOUNT!
CIGARSHOP IS WHO HAS ALL EYES ON HIM AS HE IS CLOSING THE
GAP TO THE 'FULLY-CHARGED' ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IN THE LEAD
PEEPTOAD STILL FULL OF RUN HOLDING ON
WITH THUNDER CAT JUST A HALF LENGTH BACK
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY & POST-TIME-MIKE ARE NEXT AS THE
DEFENDING CHAMP SEES HIS 3-PEAT DREAM DISAPPEARING
LIKE THE CONTRAILS OF A JET PLANE IN THE SKY
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO A TRIO OF CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN
AND TIGER DANCER WHO THIS TIME WAS THE ONE WHO GOT
BEFUDDLED & BEGUILED BY THE INFIELD FLAMINGOES, LOSING
HER LEAD & ATTENTION HALF WAY THRU THE RACE
DOING THE TEXAS TURTLE TANGO WAY FAR BACK IS CATALINA
APPEARING TO NOT LIKE THE TRACK & HUMIDITY TODAY ~
THE EXCITEMENT IS UP AT THE FRONT AS THE WIRE GETS CLOSER
A SUPER-CHARGED-ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS DETERMINED TO NOT
LET A 'SMOKIN-HOT-CIGARSHOP' STEAL HIS GLORY AS WITH ONE
FINAL HIPPITY-HOP SURGE, PUTS HIS NOSE ON THE WIRE!
CIGARSHOP WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY CLOSING RUN WORTHY
OF THE GREAT ZENYATTA JUST MISSES OUT BY HALF A LENGTH
EQUALLY IMPRESSIVELY RUN RACE BY PEEPTOAD FINISHES 3RD
THUNDER CAT JUST HOLDING OFF REAL QUIET, STEALS THE PRECIOUS
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
BLUNNY ======== $126
*The 'Energizer-Bunny' May Be Realizing Easter Is Just A Month Away
So Time To Get Hoppin With Faster Fully Charged Batteries!
CIGARSHOP == == $118.80
*Hot-To-Trot Incredible Closing Run - A Winning Effort Most Days!
PEEPTOAD ====== $107
*Leaping With Furiously Fierce Fast Fractions - Gate To Wire
Would Have Been More Than Enuff Any Other Day!
THUNDER CAT === $90.70
*Supurrr Strong Gate To Wire! Excellent Effort!
===== ALSO RAN =====
REAL QUIET ======= $85.50
DUSTY ====== ===== $81.60
POST TIME MIKE === $80.20
*DC x 2 = No 3-Peat But Does Win A Frosted Whisker Award!
CRUZAN ========== $69.80
RUFFIAN ==========$66.20
TIGER DANCER ==== $60.60 (*Is That Like 3 x Purrrfect Vision?)
CATALINA =========$38.80
*Appeared Tired Early On ~ Will Be Examined Back At The Barn
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME HAS ARRIVED!
CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD
DAYS STAY LIGHTER LATER
MORE TIME FOR FUN IN THE SUN
HORSEBACK RIDES, DOG WALKS IN THE PARK
*** FOR SOME OF US, TIZ THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! ***
AT TAMPA BAY DOWNS, WHERE TODAY WE HAVE A POTENTIAL
3-PEAT EVENT FOR THE RECORD BOOKS AS POST-TIME-MIKE
WILL FACE 10 CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT IT
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD' STAKES
SUNDAY OUR DAYS GET LONGER ~ MOODS GET HAPPIER WITH
MORE DAYLIGHT HOURS TO BE OUTDOORS!
ALSO, IN MARCH, OUR ANTICIPATION GROWS STRONGER
AS THE DERBY IS NOT FAR OFF & THE EXCITEMENT GROWS
WITH EVERY DERBY PREP RACE UNFOLDING ~
THE 11 RUNNERS ARE ALL BEHAVING NICELY IN THE GATE
YES ~ EVEN RUFFIAN WHO WE HEAR HAS HAD SOME TRAINING AT
THE FLORIDA WILD BIRD CENTER, SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED AS THE FLAMINGOES IN THE INFIELD HAVE NOT GOTTEN HER ATTENTION ~
AT LEAST NOT YET!
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD'' STAKES
LIKE A WILD JUNGLE CAT SEEING PREY JUST AHEAD, TIGER DANCER
ROARS TO A HUGE LEAD RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE, LEAVING THE
OTHER 10 WONDERING IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED?
HER GIGANTIC LEAD LASTED ABOUT A MINUTE AS A TRIO OF
SUPER SPEEDY STEEDS = PEEPTOAD ~ CRUZAN ~ REAL QUIET
HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE FRISKY FILLY IN FRONT AS THEY
HEAD INTO THE TURN WITH POST-TIME-MIKE NOW JOINING THOSE 4
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
PEEPTOAD HAS LEAPED TO THE LEAD ALONE NOW WITH A FIERCE
FOURSOME OF SPEEDSTERS ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ POST-TIME-MIKE & REAL QUIET
JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THOSE 5 ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ CRUZAN &CIGARSHOP
FAR BACK ARE CATALINA & DUSTY FOLLOWED BY A LETHARGIC
RUFFIAN WHO APPARENTLY HAS LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
SNOOZING BACK AT THE BARN!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
PEEPTOAD CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY BUT HER CHALLENGERS
ARE COMING FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET
THE ''ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'' WITH A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY IS
NOW JUST 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY IN FRONT
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT WITH REAL QUIET RIGHT ON HER TAIL
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
PEEPTOAD ALL OUT IS DOING HER BEST TO HOLD OFF BLUNNY
BUT HER BEST IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS THE COLT HAS
'HOPPED' RIGHT ON BY ~ NOW TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS GOING WILD SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS CIGARSHOP IS LIGHTING UP THE TOTE BOARD WITH RECORD
BREAKING FRACTIONS PASSING ALL THOSE IN FRONT OF HIM
RUFFIAN ALSO APPEARS TO HAVE AWAKENED HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
ROARING FROM THE CLOUDS BUT IT'S WAY TOO LITTLE - TOO LATE
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN HER BANK ACCOUNT!
CIGARSHOP IS WHO HAS ALL EYES ON HIM AS HE IS CLOSING THE
GAP TO THE 'FULLY-CHARGED' ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IN THE LEAD
PEEPTOAD STILL FULL OF RUN HOLDING ON
WITH THUNDER CAT JUST A HALF LENGTH BACK
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY & POST-TIME-MIKE ARE NEXT AS THE
DEFENDING CHAMP SEES HIS 3-PEAT DREAM DISAPPEARING
LIKE THE CONTRAILS OF A JET PLANE IN THE SKY
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO A TRIO OF CRUZAN ~ RUFFIAN
AND TIGER DANCER WHO THIS TIME WAS THE ONE WHO GOT
BEFUDDLED & BEGUILED BY THE INFIELD FLAMINGOES, LOSING
HER LEAD & ATTENTION HALF WAY THRU THE RACE
DOING THE TEXAS TURTLE TANGO WAY FAR BACK IS CATALINA
APPEARING TO NOT LIKE THE TRACK & HUMIDITY TODAY ~
THE EXCITEMENT IS UP AT THE FRONT AS THE WIRE GETS CLOSER
A SUPER-CHARGED-ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IS DETERMINED TO NOT
LET A 'SMOKIN-HOT-CIGARSHOP' STEAL HIS GLORY AS WITH ONE
FINAL HIPPITY-HOP SURGE, PUTS HIS NOSE ON THE WIRE!
CIGARSHOP WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY CLOSING RUN WORTHY
OF THE GREAT ZENYATTA JUST MISSES OUT BY HALF A LENGTH
EQUALLY IMPRESSIVELY RUN RACE BY PEEPTOAD FINISHES 3RD
THUNDER CAT JUST HOLDING OFF REAL QUIET, STEALS THE PRECIOUS
OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH
BLUNNY ======== $126
*The 'Energizer-Bunny' May Be Realizing Easter Is Just A Month Away
So Time To Get Hoppin With Faster Fully Charged Batteries!
CIGARSHOP == == $118.80
*Hot-To-Trot Incredible Closing Run - A Winning Effort Most Days!
PEEPTOAD ====== $107
*Leaping With Furiously Fierce Fast Fractions - Gate To Wire
Would Have Been More Than Enuff Any Other Day!
THUNDER CAT === $90.70
*Supurrr Strong Gate To Wire! Excellent Effort!
===== ALSO RAN =====
REAL QUIET ======= $85.50
DUSTY ====== ===== $81.60
POST TIME MIKE === $80.20
*DC x 2 = No 3-Peat But Does Win A Frosted Whisker Award!
CRUZAN ========== $69.80
RUFFIAN ==========$66.20
TIGER DANCER ==== $60.60 (*Is That Like 3 x Purrrfect Vision?)
CATALINA =========$38.80
*Appeared Tired Early On ~ Will Be Examined Back At The Barn
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME HAS ARRIVED!
CLOCKS SPRING AHEAD
DAYS STAY LIGHTER LATER
MORE TIME FOR FUN IN THE SUN
HORSEBACK RIDES, DOG WALKS IN THE PARK
*** FOR SOME OF US, TIZ THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! ***