MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 8/16 + RESULTS @ SARATOGA

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN TO DUSTY REPEATING ANOTHER VICTORY
GALLOP ~ RETURNING TO HER FORM OF 2010 AS HOTY!

THIS WEEK SHE RUNS FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3~PEAT!
SO NATURALLY, THE 'LOGIC' SUGGESTS THAT IF IT
WORKED SO GREAT TWICE, WHY NOT A 3RD TIME TO
'CHARM' THE DUSTY ONE INTO THE RECORD BOOK!

VENUE: SARATOGA
10 GREAT RACES INCLUDING A STAKE! DRACULA BEWARE!

POST TIME: 1 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER

FROM THE FANTABULOUS FELINE REALM ~ THE CAT HOUSE
WILL BE THE DANCING TIGER WALLOWING IN CATNIP & MEOW MIX
AS SHE IS SWEPT OFF HER FEET BY THE CHIPPENDALES!
THE DANCERS NOT THE CHIPMUNKS!
IT WOULD TAKE WAY TOO MANY CHIPMUNKS TO SWEEP HER AWAY

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT TAKE A PEEK
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN D.Q. AND HOLLER: EEEEK

[RUFFIAN]

SAGACIOUS ~ZENSATIONAL & SUPURRR-SILLYOUS

R1 >>> 1 6 5 2 7
OVER THE HURDLES WE GO
SOME SUPURRR FAST
SOME SUPURRR SLOW

KREMLIN (*Eskendereya A Fave Sire!)
But These Days, The Name Gives Me The Chills!

MUTASAAWY
AFLUTTER


R2 >>> 2 4 3 7 6
ALPHA TEAM (Layla & Cat)

POWERFUL ALLY
FIREBALL SHOT


R3 >>> 5 4 3 2 1
MUQTASER

MARK MY STYLE
FIRE AWAY


R4 >>> 6 7 8 1(Only) 4
JUMP FOR (Kitten) JOY

ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
PUT ON A SHOW


R5 >>> 7 1 8 4 5
CROSS MULTIPLY

LAKE PARTY
NOLINSKI


R6 >>> 1 7 4 2 3
ENTRY

SARATOGA WILDCAT
PADEN


R7 >>> 5 7 2 4 1
EXPECTED RULER (LeroidesAnimaux = A Fave Sire)

ZOOT SUIT
FEAR


R8 >>> 1 2 7 6 3
ROOFTOP VIEW

NO TEXTING (While Driving! No Phone Call Is Worth A Life)
IRISH PRAYER


R9 >>> 5 1 6 3 2 => BOLTON LANDING S
*TUFFEST DECISION OF THE DAY: MY TOP 3 WOULD EACH BE #1
IF THEY RAN IN SEPARATE RACES

MARCH X PRESS

FAIRYLAND
SUGAR QUEEN


R10 >>> 7 5 6 2 3
GIANT BROWNIE (Catnip Variety)

BRITAIN
SCHOTT (Thru The Heart & You're To Blame)

[RUFFIAN]

RESULTS BY: TIGER DANCER
GRAPHICS CAN BE SEEN AT THOROUGHBRED RACING FANS . COM
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AT SARATOGA
RESULTS IN HORSEY HAIKU
MID-WEEK AT 'THE SPA'

SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AND PURRRHAPS ESOTERIC
SO ON WITH THE SHOW

TIGER DANCER SCORES
PREPARED AND READY TO GO
MUCH CATNIP AND BLING

A FINE FIELD OF EIGHT
CAME TO CHALLENGE DUSTY -- AND
STOP 3~PEAT GLORY

IN THE GATE THEY STAND
WAITING FOR THEIR CHANCE TO RUN
AND .... AWAY THEY GO

SHORT AND SWEET TO BE
REVERSE ORDER WE SHALL GO
LOSERS TO WINNERS


BRINGING UP THE REAR
IN FEISTY FELINE FASHION
THEE CAT-A-LIN-A

THE CAT HOUSE IS HERS
IN CONTEMPORARY STYLE
SCORE-KEEPER NEXT WEEK

TIGER DANCER UP
IN FRONT OF CATALINA
"RUNNING" TURTLE SLOW

A CLOSE GROUP OF THREE
REAL QUIET AND CIGARSHOP
THUNDER CAT DOES LEAD

NOW COMES THE TOP 4
IN WHAT ORDER WILL THEY BE
TO THE WIRE WE GO

STARK-THE SHARK IS NEXT
SWIMMING IN THE WAKE OF THREE
TODAY.... THE GOLD RING

DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ RUFFIAN
WHO DOES WIN THIS DAY

TWO DID ALL THEY COULD
TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNING HORSE
IN HER ~DUST~ THEY STAYED

RUFFIAN RUNS THIRD
BLUNNY HANGS IN FOR SECOND
FLOWERS AND A DRESS


DUSTY ~ GATE TO WIRE
AND THE 3~PEAT HAS BEEN SWEPT
SUPURRR VICTORY


BOTS IN THE BALANCE
WHICH DUSTY ALSO ACQUIRES
**FILLIES WIN TODAY**





$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$

1st ~ DUSTY ------- $79.80

2nd ~ BLUNNY ----- $66.70

3rd ~ RUFFIAN ----- $60.10

4th ~ STARK ------- $48.70

===ALSO RAN===

THUNDER CAT -------- $43.30

CIGARSHOP ---------- $42.00

REAL QUIET ---------- $41.90

TIGER DANCER ------- $38.20

CATALINA ------------- $29.40

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~RACE CALL AND GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER~