**CONGRATS TO JOHN HENRY
WHO RETURNED TO THE TRACK AFTER A VISIT TO THE VET HOSPITAL
REBOUNDING WITH A RESOUNDING RECOVERY OF DYNAMIC DETERMINATION
HOLDING OF AN EQUALLY POWERFUL ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY''
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**RESULTS** ~ SANTA ANITA
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA
OUR SPECIAL EVENT TODAY WILL BE
THE ''CLOCKS SPRING FORWARD'' STAKES
UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE SEVERAL LATE SCRATCHES:
CRIMINAL TYPE --- STILL IN REHAB
JOHN HENRY --- BACK AT THE VET
OAKLAWN CAPPER --- 'BUSY' IN THE BREEDING SHED
RAVEN --- LAST SEEN MIGRATING,
NOT SURE WHERE HIS WINGS HAVE TAKEN HIM
BUT HOPEFULLY BACK TO THE TRACK AGAIN SOON!
THESE SCRATCHES HAVE REDUCED OUR FIELD TO 10
BUT THESE 10 ARE ALL EXTREMELY TALENTED
THE FIELD IS DIVIDED EVENLY WITH 5 COLTS / 5 FILLYS
THE POST PARADE IS STARTING
SO NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
RUFFIAN @ 9/2
2) 4--7
CIGARSHOP @ 4/1
2) 3--6
DUSTY @ 12/1
2) 6--8
BLUNNY @ 5/2
2) 2--4
PEEPTOAD @ 5/2
2) 1--10
POST TIME MIKE @ 5/1
2) 4--9
STARK @ 7/2
2) 2--8
CATALINA @ 5/2
2) 1--11
REAL QUIET @ 7/2
2) 3--5
TIGER DANCER @ 12/1
2) 5--7
*************
THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE -- AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
...THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''CLOCKS SPRING FORWARD'' STAKES
IT'S A FAST FRISKY FILLY TRIO AWAY WITH THE EARLY LEAD
RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER -&- DUSTY TAKING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
BLUNNY -&- REAL QUIET ARE JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE FILLYS
AND ANOTHER HALF LENGTH TO PEEPTOAD -&- STARK
AS CIGARSHOP PICKS UP HIS PACE TO JOIN THAT DUO
THEN THERE IS A GAP OF SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
THE EARLY TRAILERS OF CATALINA -&- POST TIME MIKE
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
AS NOW WE SEE A BIG CHANGE ~
TIGER DANCER ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS WITH DUSTY
CAUSING BOTH FILLYS TO DROP BACK DRASTICALLY
LEAVING RUFFIAN ALONE ON THE LEAD
BUT THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG
AS CIGARSHOP -&- PEEPTOAD
WITH AMAZING ACCELERATION
HAVE NOW JOINED THE FILLY AT THE FRONT
REAL QUIET STILL MOVING STRONGLY
IS RIGHT THERE WITH THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO
IT'S A 3-LENGTH BREAK BACK TO POST TIME MIKE
WHO FINALLY GOT INTO GEAR ALONG WITH BLUNNY
STARK IS ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER
TRAILING THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT IS -- CATALINA
WHO SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING
WITH THE SANTA ANITA TRACK TODAY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RUFFIAN SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD
THAT APPEARS TO BE A SNAKE WIGGLING ALONG THRU THE GRASS!
THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ANY HORSE GO INTO PANIC MODE ~
SHE IS STOPPING DRAMATICALLY AND BACKING UP BADLY
THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT HAS COST HER THE LEAD
AS CIGARSHOP HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE RACE
REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD ARE NECK & NECK
JUST TUCKED IN BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING COLT
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CIGARSHOP IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD LOCKED IN A TIGHT BATTLE ARE NEXT
RUFFIAN MANAGING TO GET A GRIP ON REALITY THAT NOTHING
IS GONNA JUMP UP AND BITE HER HAS REGAINED COMPOSURE
RUNNING EVENLY ALONG WITH BLUNNY RIGHT AT HER TAIL
IT'S A BIG GAP BACK TO DUSTY ~ CATALINA ~
POST TIME MIKE -&- STARK
AND MEANDERING ALONG EVEN FARTHER BACK IS -- TIGER DANCER
WHO AFTER BOLTING OUT OF THE GATE AT BREAK-NECK SPEED
APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY DISTRACTED BY
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS FLYING OVER THE TRACK!
...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 80'S POP BAND!!
CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD
BUT REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD
ARE GAINING ON THE COLT WITH EVERY STRIDE
HOLD ON FOLKS ~ SOMETHING IS CAUSING THE CROWD TO
SUDDENLY EXPLODE INTO A HUGE RESOUNDING ROAR
THAT IS SO LOUD I CAN HARDLY HEAR MY OWN VOICE
WHAT CAN BE CAUSING THIS SUDDEN 'BOLD RUCKUS'?
IT'S ''STARK THE SHARK'' FROM THE CLOUDS
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS PATH ~
TAKING A HUGE BITE OUT OF CIGARSHOP'S LEAD
THE COLT IS MOVING SO FAST -- LIKE A GREAT WHITE
WHO HAS SPOTTED POTENTIAL 'PREY' AND HAS NO PROBLEM
DEVOURING ANYTHING STANDING IN HIS WAY!
STARK WITH A BREATHTAKINGLY POWERFUL CLOSING RUN
HAS TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE LEAVING 'NO DOUBT'
WHO WILL STAND IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE TODAY!
-- 
THIS FINAL DRAMATIC RUN HAS MADE SOME OF THE FANS HERE
AT SANTA ANITA REMEMBER ANOTHER SPECTACULAR CLOSING
WINNING VICTORY GALLOP BY THE ONE & ONLY -- ZENYATTA
WHAT A SENSATIONAL WAY TO END THE DAY
AS SHARK HAS THE FANS SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT
EXCEPT FOR THE CIGARSHOP CONNECTIONS
WHO CAN ONLY BE THINKING OF THE OLD FAMILIAR SAYING
"IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS"
~IT's OVER~ 
AND THE STARK CONNECTIONS WILL HAVE A LOT TO SING ABOUT
AS THEY CELEBRATE THIS ''SHOCKER AT THE WIRE'' EVENT!
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ STARK ============== $103.60
~WINNER - WINNER - YUM CHUM DINNER~
2nd ~ CIGARSHOP ========== $52.40
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ REAL QUIET ========= $49.80
...Bummed about missing out on Bridesmaid Dress!! --
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ PEEPTOAD =========== $48.60
*By A Tiny Kitty Whisker ~ Steals The Precious!
... 
==== ALSO RAN ====
RUFFIAN =========== $44.60
BLUNNY =========== $43.90
DUSTY ============ $34.80
CATALINA ========== $30.20
POST TIME MIKE ====== $27.00
TIGER DANCER ======= $23.40
... Maybe Catnip Laced SeaGull Surprise Soufle For Dinner??
.... 
**FEAR NOT ....
NO SEAGULLS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST** --
******************************************
Any Objections To Totals Can Be Addressed By
Contacting The Track Superintendent At:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
******************************************
**Graphics By: TIGER DANCER
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA
OUR SPECIAL EVENT TODAY WILL BE
THE ''CLOCKS SPRING FORWARD'' STAKES
UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE SEVERAL LATE SCRATCHES:
CRIMINAL TYPE --- STILL IN REHAB
JOHN HENRY --- BACK AT THE VET
OAKLAWN CAPPER --- 'BUSY' IN THE BREEDING SHED
RAVEN --- LAST SEEN MIGRATING,
NOT SURE WHERE HIS WINGS HAVE TAKEN HIM
BUT HOPEFULLY BACK TO THE TRACK AGAIN SOON!
THESE SCRATCHES HAVE REDUCED OUR FIELD TO 10
BUT THESE 10 ARE ALL EXTREMELY TALENTED
THE FIELD IS DIVIDED EVENLY WITH 5 COLTS / 5 FILLYS
THE POST PARADE IS STARTING
SO NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
RUFFIAN @ 9/2
2) 4--7
CIGARSHOP @ 4/1
2) 3--6
DUSTY @ 12/1
2) 6--8
BLUNNY @ 5/2
2) 2--4
PEEPTOAD @ 5/2
2) 1--10
POST TIME MIKE @ 5/1
2) 4--9
STARK @ 7/2
2) 2--8
CATALINA @ 5/2
2) 1--11
REAL QUIET @ 7/2
2) 3--5
TIGER DANCER @ 12/1
2) 5--7
*************
THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE -- AND WE ARE READY TO RUN
...THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''CLOCKS SPRING FORWARD'' STAKES
IT'S A FAST FRISKY FILLY TRIO AWAY WITH THE EARLY LEAD
RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER -&- DUSTY TAKING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
BLUNNY -&- REAL QUIET ARE JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE FILLYS
AND ANOTHER HALF LENGTH TO PEEPTOAD -&- STARK
AS CIGARSHOP PICKS UP HIS PACE TO JOIN THAT DUO
THEN THERE IS A GAP OF SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
THE EARLY TRAILERS OF CATALINA -&- POST TIME MIKE
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
AS NOW WE SEE A BIG CHANGE ~
TIGER DANCER ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS WITH DUSTY
CAUSING BOTH FILLYS TO DROP BACK DRASTICALLY
LEAVING RUFFIAN ALONE ON THE LEAD
BUT THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG
AS CIGARSHOP -&- PEEPTOAD
WITH AMAZING ACCELERATION
HAVE NOW JOINED THE FILLY AT THE FRONT
REAL QUIET STILL MOVING STRONGLY
IS RIGHT THERE WITH THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO
IT'S A 3-LENGTH BREAK BACK TO POST TIME MIKE
WHO FINALLY GOT INTO GEAR ALONG WITH BLUNNY
STARK IS ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED BY DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER
TRAILING THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT IS -- CATALINA
WHO SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING
WITH THE SANTA ANITA TRACK TODAY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
RUFFIAN SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD
THAT APPEARS TO BE A SNAKE WIGGLING ALONG THRU THE GRASS!
THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE ANY HORSE GO INTO PANIC MODE ~
SHE IS STOPPING DRAMATICALLY AND BACKING UP BADLY
THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT HAS COST HER THE LEAD
AS CIGARSHOP HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE RACE
REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD ARE NECK & NECK
JUST TUCKED IN BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING COLT
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
CIGARSHOP IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD LOCKED IN A TIGHT BATTLE ARE NEXT
RUFFIAN MANAGING TO GET A GRIP ON REALITY THAT NOTHING
IS GONNA JUMP UP AND BITE HER HAS REGAINED COMPOSURE
RUNNING EVENLY ALONG WITH BLUNNY RIGHT AT HER TAIL
IT'S A BIG GAP BACK TO DUSTY ~ CATALINA ~
POST TIME MIKE -&- STARK
AND MEANDERING ALONG EVEN FARTHER BACK IS -- TIGER DANCER
WHO AFTER BOLTING OUT OF THE GATE AT BREAK-NECK SPEED
APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY DISTRACTED BY
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS FLYING OVER THE TRACK!
...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 80'S POP BAND!!
CIGARSHOP ALONE ON THE LEAD
BUT REAL QUIET -&- PEEPTOAD
ARE GAINING ON THE COLT WITH EVERY STRIDE
HOLD ON FOLKS ~ SOMETHING IS CAUSING THE CROWD TO
SUDDENLY EXPLODE INTO A HUGE RESOUNDING ROAR
THAT IS SO LOUD I CAN HARDLY HEAR MY OWN VOICE
WHAT CAN BE CAUSING THIS SUDDEN 'BOLD RUCKUS'?
IT'S ''STARK THE SHARK'' FROM THE CLOUDS
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS PATH ~
TAKING A HUGE BITE OUT OF CIGARSHOP'S LEAD
THE COLT IS MOVING SO FAST -- LIKE A GREAT WHITE
WHO HAS SPOTTED POTENTIAL 'PREY' AND HAS NO PROBLEM
DEVOURING ANYTHING STANDING IN HIS WAY!
STARK WITH A BREATHTAKINGLY POWERFUL CLOSING RUN
HAS TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE LEAVING 'NO DOUBT'
WHO WILL STAND IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE TODAY!
THIS FINAL DRAMATIC RUN HAS MADE SOME OF THE FANS HERE
AT SANTA ANITA REMEMBER ANOTHER SPECTACULAR CLOSING
WINNING VICTORY GALLOP BY THE ONE & ONLY -- ZENYATTA
WHAT A SENSATIONAL WAY TO END THE DAY
AS SHARK HAS THE FANS SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT
EXCEPT FOR THE CIGARSHOP CONNECTIONS
WHO CAN ONLY BE THINKING OF THE OLD FAMILIAR SAYING
"IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE STOUT LADY SINGS"
~IT's OVER~ AND THE STARK CONNECTIONS WILL HAVE A LOT TO SING ABOUT
AS THEY CELEBRATE THIS ''SHOCKER AT THE WIRE'' EVENT!
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ STARK ============== $103.60
2nd ~ CIGARSHOP ========== $52.40
3rd ~ REAL QUIET ========= $49.80
...Bummed about missing out on Bridesmaid Dress!! --
4th ~ PEEPTOAD =========== $48.60
*By A Tiny Kitty Whisker ~ Steals The Precious!
==== ALSO RAN ====
RUFFIAN =========== $44.60
BLUNNY =========== $43.90
DUSTY ============ $34.80
CATALINA ========== $30.20
POST TIME MIKE ====== $27.00
TIGER DANCER ======= $23.40
... Maybe Catnip Laced SeaGull Surprise Soufle For Dinner??
**FEAR NOT ....
NO SEAGULLS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST** --
******************************************
Any Objections To Totals Can Be Addressed By
Contacting The Track Superintendent At:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
******************************************
**Graphics By: TIGER DANCER