MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 3/16 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN

[RUFFIAN]

**CONGRATULATIONS TO ---> STARK "THE SHARK"
WHO IS GOBBLING UP VICTORIES
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET

HE WILL BE GOING FOR A REPEAT WIN AT:
CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK --{ 8 RACES + BOTS }

POST TIME: 7pm -- EASTERN


SCORE-KEEPER: FROM THE CAT HOUSE
WILL BE THE DANCING TIGER
ACCOMPANIED BY THE CHIPPENDALE DANCERS



RULES ARE POSTED ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THEM THRU
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T --- THEN ERRR
YOU MAY JUST SEE A DQ --

[Criminal Type]

BOTS = Battle Of The Super-Studs --


R1
3/5/7/6/4 = Spark / Knight / Done

R2
7/2/4/3/1 = Bullet / Monster / Prince

R3
4/5/3/6/1 = Cork / Sexy / Sugar Not Sand

R4
2/3/1/6/4 = Cordova / Boy KC / Viewtown

R5
6/2/1/5/4 = The Count / Java / Gold

R6
7/5/3/6/2 = Warrior / Work / Lady

R7
2/3/4/5/1 = London / Plunge / Pride

R8
9/8/3/4/7 = Tillie / Fair / Solar


Luck to all / Safe Trip for the Horses
New Sparkly Dancing Slippers For La Tigre Danseur
Scoring from the Cat House

[RUFFIAN]

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

ERR here goes
1. 3/4/6
2. 4/6/7
3. 4/6/1
4. 7/4/6
5. 4/7/9
6. 5/4/6
7. 2/4/7
8. 4/7/3

BEST TO ALL!

[RUFFIAN]

POSTING FOR CIGARSHOP WHO IS TRAVELING
WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW 'PSYCHIC' HE IS
CONSIDERING THESE NUMBERS WERE SUBMITTED
BEFORE THE TRACK WAS ANNOUNCED!


R1
5 2 3

R2
4 1 6

R3
2 4 1

R4
2 6 4

R5
3 5 1

R6
6 2 4

R7
2 1 5

R8
5 3 1

THAAAAAAAAAAATS ALL FOLKS!

ALTHOUGH HE INCLUDED R 9 & 10
PERHAPS THOSE RACES ARE RUNNING
EITHER IN HIS MIND OR THE TWILIGHT ZONE
(WHICH MAY BE THE SAME LOCATION?)

[RUFFIAN]

PURRRFECT OR PURRRTHETIC
WHICH OF THESE WILL BE ME
''SMALL & FAST'' TO THE WIRE
OR IN THE CAT HOUSE BE?


R1 >>> 1 7 6 5 3
SMALL & FAST
(LAYLA FOR SURE!
HOW CAN 13 H HORSE LEGS
OUTRUN THOSE OTHER BIG HORSES?)


R2 >>> 6 3 7 2 4
HIP HOP BOP
(NO WAY! EWWW
GOTTA BE COUNTRY!)


R3 >>> 6 5 3 4 1
MOON STAR MAGIC

COLOR ME SEXY (IN EYE OF BEHOLDER!)
IT'S SUGAR NOT SAND
(MAYBE EYE EXAM NEEDED IF U CONFUSE THEM)


R4 >>> 5 1 6 4 2
MAGNETIZER

VIEW TOWN (BOULDER)
RISK IT
(THESE PIX!)


R5 >>> 8 4 11/AE 10 2
ZZ THUNDER
(ANY RELATION TO ZZ TOP?)


TINY PREDICAMENT
(QRFLUFFL VS: PACK OF GREAT DANES)
MEDALICIOUS


R6 >>> 1 3 6 7 2
LOVE IN TOWN


LADY SOYADO
SUNDAE BABY (Lion Hearted)


R7 >>> 7 1 3 2 5
TOO MUCH TO DO
(SADLY - NOT 'HAPPY' STUFF)


CRAFTY PUNCH
LAST PLUNGE



R8 >>> 2 3 7 4 8
STORMY WITCH


SOLAR LADY
DISTINCTLY MINE

[stark]

First and foremost a great big THANK YOU for all the kind words for my recent crystal ball readings.

That's ancient history now, let's all move along....



1. BLOGOSPHERE 6--7--5
2. AISLE ONE 5--2--3 Attention K-mart shoppers!
3. COLOR ME SEXY 5--6--3 Nuff said about this one
4. RISK IT 6--1--4
5. 2 left TO LOAD 3--10--5
6. LADY SOYADORA 3--5--2 Was tempted to go with Working Wife (everybody should have one of those
7. NIKS *** CHOICE 6--7--4
8. DISTINCTIVELY MINE 7--1--4

Ready, set, GO!



The Judge gets the final word, just for the ladies

[OaklawnCapper]

R1
4-7-6

R2
3-4-2

R3
1-5-3

R4
1-6-7

R5
3-5-2

R6
4-3-2

R7
3-4-7

R8
7-5-1

[RUFFIAN]

CATALINA PIX PER TBRF


RACE 1: # 4 Unbridled Nick, 3, 5
RACE 2: # 6 Hip Hop Bop, 5, 4
RACE 3: # 4 Reata’s Cork, 2, 5
RACE 4: # 3 Our Boy K C, 1, 4
RACE 5: # 10 Argentine Tango, 7, 2
RACE 6: # 5 Work Wife, 4, 2
RACE 7: # 1 Crafty Punch, 4, 5
RACE 8: # 3 Solar Lady, 6, 5

Good luck to all!

[RUFFIAN]

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 5, 4, 7
2 -- 5, 2, 4
3 -- 4, 5, 1
4 -- 4, 1, 6
5 -- 5, 3, 6
6 -- 2, 3, 7
7 -- 5, 1, 7
8 -- 4, 1, 7


Rolling Thunder

[Real Quiet]

R1...Valiant Knight 5-6-4

R2...Stormin City 3-4-2

R3...Color Me Sexy 5-3-4

R4...Mighty Grand 4-5-6

R5...Lemon Kay 5-3-2

R6...Kellyesque 2-3-7

R7...Crafty Punch 1-2-3

R8...Au Chaunte 4-1-5

I should have placed these picks in the color of chalk (white) but then no one would have seen them which might have been a better idea.

[Tiger Dancer]

TIGER PIX -- PER TBR:
MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 3/16 @ CHARLES TOWN
« Reply #11 on: Today at 03:12:36 PM »


**BOTS DAY**
FILLIES.... TIME TO RAZZLE DAZZLE AND SHOW THOSE COLTS WHO RULE!!




R-1: 2 - 1 - 6 - 3

R-2: 3 - 2 - 7

R-3: 6 - 5 - 3

R-4: 2 - 5 - 4 - 1

R-5: 8 - 4 - 10 - 9

R-6: 4 - 7 - 1

R-7: 2 - 7 - 1 - 5

R-8: 7 - 1 - 3 - 4

[RUFFIAN]

IT WILL BE A LITTLE WHILE
UNTIL RESULTS APPEAR
THE TIGER IS IN HER LAIR
SLEEPING BUT NEVER FEAR

SO LATER TODAY OR TONIGHT
THE MAGIC WILL START TO HAPPEN
BUT WRITING A RACE CALL CANNOT
OCCUR WHEN A TIGER IS NAPPIN

[RUFFIAN]

:forruffian:

APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE RESULTS FROM TIGER DANCER

SHE IS HAVING SOME TECHNICAL AND PERSONAL ISSUES
AND HOPEFULLY THE RESULTS WILL BE UP TODAY

BOTH OF US APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING

[Tiger Dancer]

*RESULTS*

***Sorry this took so long....
Write, Edit and Graphics.... and just not enough time.
I don't want to post just scores.... and I love doing graphics.
I hope it's worth the wait
So, I will keep this short and sweet..... Enjoy




MM AND BOTS @ CHARLES TOWN
FEATURING: THE TUFF ENUFF STAKES




BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
IN THE BLUE CORNER, REPRESENTING THE STUDLY COLT DOGS
IN THE RED CORNER, REPRESENTING THE FLASHY FILLY KITTIES



A FINE FIELD OF 10 RUNNING TODAY:
DEFENDING CHAMPION -- STARK -- GOES FOR A REPEAT WIN TODAY
CIGARSHOP TRIES A NEW POSTING METHOD....
ENTERS HIS PIX WITHOUT KNOWING THE TRACK, HORSES OR HOW MANY RACES
THERE'S A BIT OF AN ADVANTAGE TO THE COLTS IN NUMBERS TODAY ....
6 COLTS TO 4 FILLIES ....

HORSES ARE LOADED .... AND READY TO RUN.....

OUR SPECIAL ANNOUNCER TODAY..... MICHAEL BUFFER







AND..... THEY'RE OFF..... AWAY FROM THE GATE
OUT FIRST AND TAKING THE LEAD IS ... RUFFIAN
LETTING THAT INNER CHEETAH RUN WILD AND FAST




TIGER DANCER WAS JUST A BIT SLOW GETTING OFF THE LINE
... PROBABLY DUE TO BREAKING IN SOME NEW BLINGY SHOES
BUT SHE SOON CAUGHT UP TO THE FAST RUNNING RUFF
AND ANOTHER EPISODE OF 'BIG CAT DIARY' IS UNDER WAY




FURTHER BACK IS THE DUO OF
CIGARSHOP AND OAKLAWN CAPPER

DUSTY AND REAL QUIET ARE STAYING CLOSE....
TRYING TO GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION

MUCH FURTHER BACK JUST MOSYING ALONG ARE:
BLUNNY -- CATALINA -- CRIMINAL TYPE -- AND .... STARK
THIS BUNCH DOES NOT SEEM IN IT TO WIN IT




DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME......

STILL IN THE LEAD.... AND NO DOUBT WHO THE WINNER IS TODAY
OUR FEARLESS LEADER -- MIZZ RUFF-RULAH!!




PUTTING ON ANOTHER BIG CAT RUN
BUT NOT QUITE FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH THE CHEETAH --
WAS TIGER DANCER




IT WAS AN EXTREMELY CLOSE PHOTO FINISH FOR 3rd / 4th


COMING OUT IN 3rd WAS -- CIGARSHOP

AND 4th WENT TO -- OAKLAWN CAPPER

**CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN ON HER VICTORIOUS RUN
TIGER SWOOPS IN FOR 2nd
BIG BOTS DAY AND WIN -- FOR THE FILLIES!!




$$-OFFICIAL ORDER & PAYOUT-$$


1st ~ RUFFIAN ----------------- $83.80

2nd ~ TIGER DANCER --------- $62.60

3rd ~ CIGARSHOP ------------ $45.20 {Complete Blind Luck -- Comes in 3rd}

4th ~ OAKLAWN CAPPER ----- $45.00


**ALSO RAN**


DUSTY ----------------- $41.60

REAL QUIET ----------- $38.60

BLUNNY ---------------- $29.20

CATALINA -------------- $22.20

CRIMINAL TYPE -------- $15.80

STARK {DC} ----------- $15.00
....FROM PENTHOUSE --- TO DOG-HOUSE
AND.... YOU GET YOUR FIRST CRACK AT SCORING NEXT WEEK
SO HERE'S YOUR CALCULATOR ---

.....OR WOULD YOU PREFER ONE OF THESE....

**NO WORRIES... RUFF WILL HELP YOU OUT

*******************************

[stark]

Gee, how can I ever thank you?

Do I get to keep score on Wednesday or Saturday?

I'm getting ready.....

[RUFFIAN]

YOU SCORE ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS IF YOU ARE LAST

SATURDAYS I ALWAYS SCORE THE RACE CALL

I SENT YOU AN EMAIL WITH THE GUIDELINES