Amusing Names For Horses...

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Wed May 06, 2020 7:25 pm

For those not particularly clever, or not especially horrible - just amusing.

U Know I B Lion (American Lion - I's A Fact, by Is It True). 4yo filly currently running at Tampa Bay Downs. Amusing.

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Wed May 06, 2020 9:43 pm

Hotelgenie Dot Com f. Selkirk x Birch Creek

More questions than answers. My initial response to this was "eww wtf" but now I'm like, "that's weirdly cute."
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Thu May 07, 2020 1:42 pm

A yearling filly I sold last year by Effinex out of Shocking Behavior. They wanted to call her HorsesNDivorces, but it wasn’t approved so they ended up naming her ByHubbyHelloMoney :)
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Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:01 pm

3yo f Eyejust Tookcharge (Will Take Charge - Eye to Victory, by Eye Of The Tiger) runs in her first race at Ruidoso on 6/19. Hope she lives up to the name.

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Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:48 pm

A horse named Chewing Gum won today- by Candy Ride. 🍭
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Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:14 pm

I'm not sure if it was an amusing name, but.... Arrrrr :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0wQzq9Yzg
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Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:22 pm

tachyon wrote: Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:14 pm I'm not sure if it was an amusing name, but.... Arrrrr :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0wQzq9Yzg
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Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:37 pm

Hawk Lion Stinker. Pretty sure I've heard a few inebriated fishermen talk about this Quarter Horse filly. :)

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WarBiscuit wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:37 pm Hawk Lion Stinker. Pretty sure I've heard a few inebriated fishermen talk about this Quarter Horse filly. :)

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On a related note.....running in the Ohio Derby Saturday..... #5 Dack Janiel's
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:49 pm

stark wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:44 pm
WarBiscuit wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:37 pm Hawk Lion Stinker. Pretty sure I've heard a few inebriated fishermen talk about this Quarter Horse filly. :)

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On a related note.....running in the Ohio Derby Saturday..... #5 Dack Janiel's
Box him with the rail horse. I remember seeing that horse run at DMR last year, summer I believe. I’ve never looked but he has to trace back to Mr. Prospector and thus Gold Digger.
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Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:11 pm

Originally named Gannibal, Gannibal Lektor (Raison d'Etat x Poetically Perfect) is the "best" son of his sire. One thing though- he's racing in Russia. Shockingly, "Ganniba'" is the Russian equivalent of Hannibal.

He has won 2 G2 races over there and was runner-up in the G1 Russian Derby. He has made over 1,716,800 rubles.
https://www.pedigreequery.com/gannibal+lektor
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Curtis wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:49 pm
stark wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:44 pm
WarBiscuit wrote: Mon Jun 22, 2020 9:37 pm Hawk Lion Stinker. Pretty sure I've heard a few inebriated fishermen talk about this Quarter Horse filly. :)

WarBiscuit
On a related note.....running in the Ohio Derby Saturday..... #5 Dack Janiel's
Box him with the rail horse. I remember seeing that horse run at DMR last year, summer I believe. I’ve never looked but he has to trace back to Mr. Prospector and thus Gold Digger.
That would be Dean Martini, thank you, I'll have another.
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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stark wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:15 pm
Curtis wrote: Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:49 pm
stark wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:44 pm

On a related note.....running in the Ohio Derby Saturday..... #5 Dack Janiel's
Box him with the rail horse. I remember seeing that horse run at DMR last year, summer I believe. I’ve never looked but he has to trace back to Mr. Prospector and thus Gold Digger.
That would be Dean Martini, thank you, I'll have another.
Nice Call Mr. Curtis !!!!!!
1 Dean Martini $31.20 $11.40 $6.80
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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Eatorbeeaten (Animal Kingdom), 4yo g.

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Thu Jul 09, 2020 8:00 pm

A filly that's a fan of Beyer Speed Figures?

Big Andy (CA)
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( MR. BIG - YOUR SPECIAL DAY, BY KAFWAIN

Running in the 6th race Friday @ Del Mar.
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:17 pm

Sackatoga ( owners of Tiz the Law) is having a naming contest via twitter for their Tonalist- Holiday Apple filly. Contest ends today at 5 pm EST.
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Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:44 am

Race 4 @ Monmouth Saturday

ARNOLD ZIFFEL
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I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:33 pm

Ringoame(JPN), 2018F. Matsurida Gogh(JPN) x Meine Dessert(JPN) by Meiner Love(USA), won the first JRA 2yo group race for 2020 in the Hakodate Nisai Stakes 1200m turf on July 18th beating the boys. :D 8-)
Her name is definitely amusing as well as clever for racing fans in Japan!
(do you know why? ;) )
Has she already crowned the horse-name-of-the-year (in Japan, haha!) :lol: :lol: :lol: ,even if no one would have chance to find 'ringoame' in Japanese festivals due to covid-19 problems in reality this year. :(

-- replay of the G3 Hokodate Nisai Stakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvvZWfQLRs4
1st. (#13) Ringoame(JPN) F2 (Matsurida Gogh)
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001262555/
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Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:44 pm

Amusing idea for horse names.

Some good ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ODPgzITbQk
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Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:31 pm

tachyon wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:33 pm Ringoame(JPN), 2018F. Matsurida Gogh(JPN) x Meine Dessert(JPN) by Meiner Love(USA), won the first JRA 2yo group race for 2020 in the Hakodate Nisai Stakes 1200m turf on July 18th beating the boys. :D 8-)
Her name is definitely amusing as well as clever for racing fans in Japan!
(do you know why? ;) )
Has she already crowned the horse-name-of-the-year (in Japan, haha!) :lol: :lol: :lol: ,even if no one would have chance to find 'ringoame' in Japanese festivals due to covid-19 problems in reality this year. :(

-- replay of the G3 Hokodate Nisai Stakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvvZWfQLRs4
1st. (#13) Ringoame(JPN) F2 (Matsurida Gogh)
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001262555/
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Who knew candied apples were a Japanese thing. However, I prefer the caramel.
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